Kids say the darndest things...

[sugarkissed]

Now that our kids are talking a bit more, any funny quotes to share?  I don't know where DD comes up with the stuff that she says.  

Yesterday while in the backseat of the car:  "I fart in Grandma's bed. Oh my goodness!"  

Or the other day, I came downstairs to find her standing in her socks on the back deck... in the snow.  I rushed to grab her and asked what she was doing and she replied "I go pee outside!" So apparently she's figured out how to unlock the door AND thinks that she's a dog.  

[fiveohfive]

I gave both girls baths and put the baby in her crib to get DD clothes on. The baby was fussy because she was ready to nap and needed a bottle. As I'm rushing trying to speed up the process I said under my breath "oh calm your tits, DD2" and sure enough she repeated it and has once since- little stinker!

She has learned "I'm not tired" "I don't want to" "don't come, mommy" "I don't like it"... It's very, umm, negative lately? Haha thankfully it's never about anything too serious but it's funny to hear her little attitude.

[Unknown]

She will wag her finger in your face and say "not yours". When I try and wake her in the morning she tells me "go away".

One night I was changing her diaper, she lifted her legs over her head, farted in my face and then started laughing hysterically.

How old are you?

[lilqt3929]

During lunch today I asked DD if she was a boy or a girl, she answered boy :/. Then I asked her which one I was and she said a pig, thats not good to hear when you are this pregnant even if she is only 2! Thanks darling.

[sugarkissed]

jnetx, DD says "so cute!" about EVERYTHING too. "Snowing outside.. so cute!" Haha.

[krose]

DD has been big into "actually." I'll put down a plate of chicken, and she'll say "actually, I want grilled cheese." And the other day, in the back of the car she said "I really don't like telephone poles." Uh, ok.