What's your #momlife?

[billyhorrible]

My friend sent me a link about these shirts.





And while I think they're spot on for me on the weekends, they probably don't do a great job of covering my work days. 

So if you had to describe your #momlife in 4 words/phrases, what would they be?

[periwinkledaydreams]

I really have to think about this. Coffee, leggings, messy hair, etc.. I'm not about to kid anyone, those were all a huge part of my life before I was a mom.

[alayne926]

Coffee
Ponytail
Baby drool
Hotwheels in my purse

#workingmomlife

[carolyngrace]

Sloppy work.
Chaotic house.
Cramming quality time.
More wine please!

#part-timeSAHmomlife

[Widget123]

Its hard for me to be so concise

Crumbs everywhere
Rolling in late/ suddenly leaving early
Not enough room in car to drive coworkers
Stains / spit up on clothes but don't care enough to change

#workingmomlife

[jillywilly]

Pacifier in my coat pocket
Eyes drooping in meetings
Dinnertime until bedtime = madhouse Monday-Thursday
Weekends are even brighter than pre-baby

[jillywilly]

Feb 8, 2016 14:22:42 GMT -5 @bubbs119 said:

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Wine
#clichemomlife #truelife

This is so much more concise, eloquent and true than my list.

[prettymama36]

No sleep
Coffee
Ponytails
Yoga pants
Chauffeur

[tiffbot]

Scheduler
Negotiator
Wrangler
Cleaner

#momlife

[periwinkledaydreams]

2PM breakfast?
2AM breakfast?
Is this dinner or breakfast?
AWAKE.

#momlife.

[Bluedaisy]

Coffee
Ponytail
Sweats
Anxiety

michyme123, +1 on the messy bun. But I'm not even a hot mess. Just a mess. So wish I could pull those styles off!

[tiffbot]

I'm in nap jail, one more

Crustless toast
Sweeping crumbs
Endless diapers
Dance parties

#momlife

[billyhorrible]

Feb 8, 2016 14:08:03 GMT -5 michyme123 said:

Speaking of messy hair, can I just say I am jealous of people who can pull off a "messy" bun that looks fantastic? Messy buns for me are just a hot mess

I feel like this is a thick hair thing?  Because my hair just does messy.  Up, down, or in between.  It's so fine that it's always all over the place.

[Deleted]

Building strong arm muscles
530am wake ups
Snuggles
Random toddler conversations all day

[veggiemo]

Messy bun is a good one, I rock one 5 days a week.

And booze. Lots of booze. Too much booze.

Regarding messy bun. My hair is NOT thick, but I still wear one, I've got it down to a science. The key is to put it up half-wet, and don't use a brush. A couple hours later when my hair has dried even more, I take it out of the bun and put it up again, and don't use a brush at all. The whole process just helps add texture.

[dmoney]

5 am wakeups
coffee, coffee, coffee
leaving work on time, then logging in from home
wine

#workingmomlife

[ashbash]

Doing 5 things simultaneously with one hand
Messy bun
Yoga pants
Wiping butts

#2kidsunder3momlife

[ashbash]

tiffbot dance parties have become our post lunch norm. DS loves watching me from his highchair and the toddler joins in. I dance around the kitchen wiping up and putting lunch stuff away. Stitches by Shawn Mendes has been our jam lately

[belle0720]

Tula

Pumping

Starbucks

#workingmomlife

[carolyngrace]

Wow some of these are so poetic!

[pghtruelove]

Nap Jail
Starbucks
Messy hair
Mummums
#momlife

[kemdupuis]

These are all so true. I love this!

Coffee.
Amazon.
9pm Bedtime.
Happy.

#workingmomlife

Pumping, wine and yoga pants should also be on this list, but I wanted to stick to four!

[tiffbot]

Feb 8, 2016 16:49:27 GMT -5 ashbash said:

tiffbot dance parties have become our post lunch norm. DS loves watching me from his highchair and the toddler joins in. I dance around the kitchen wiping up and putting lunch stuff away. Stitches by Shawn Mendes has been our jam lately

Lol we just got back from skating and I came in the house belting this song to the kids haha!

[wegrowsheep]

Outnumbered
Out of Chocolate
Out and about.
#momof3

[heartofglass]

No sleep
No bath
No time
No regrets

[txngrl31]

Messy Bun
Active Wear
Laundry
Wine

#stayathomemomlife

[txngrl31]

Babies R Us
Target
Amazon
Groceries

#momlifeshopping

[tjanca22]

No need for an alarm
I just picked up that toy and it's back on the floor in less than a second
No you can't eat ______ (insert almost any object here)
#momlife

[erbear]

Target
Stretchy pants
Hot tea
Sneaky chocolate
#momlife

Anxiety
Concern about poop
Is she eating enough?
Sneaky chocolate
#momlife

Mmm chocolate.

[mrsdee1982]

I love all of these so much.