Getting your bone on!

[bullybutt]

What's the most notable story that you have that got your SO to bone you?

Or what is your most notorious sex story? 

[bullybutt]

I once flew to Dallas to drive to Fort Hood to meet up with my ex who was in the army. He snuck me into his barrack (while his roommate was OOT) and we sexed it up all weekend long in a tiny twin bed.

Finkle and I went a super popular bar/restaurant to drink and shoot darts. We got hammered and decided that doing it in a not so dark, nook of the building, where anyone who walked by could have seen him with me bent over. Geez.

[mamanorris]

This is going to give away my whore past.
DH isn't into public sex like I am so these stories don't involve him. The closest we have gotten to public sex is the time I gave him a bj at the drive in and I accidentally laid on the horn. Lol
I DTD at a Dave Matthews concert, the movie theater, a random tent at a music festival. I feel like I'm missing a good one.

[isolemnlyswear]

Let's see... I feel the most scandalous place was at his grandparents house. (Yes they were home). They live on Drummond Island (MI) and its a 6hr drivd so when we go to visit it's usually for 3-4 days. It was my first time visiting and they had this super cozy rug and DH (then BF) was all about it. Come to find out later the rug was from great grandma and imported from Australia. Hahha.

I don't think we've done anything crazy out in public...

[jnnfrrose6]

We did it in his office at work. He had a private office, so we closed the door and took care of business. This was several jobs and cities ago. Only other "public" place was on the balcony of our suite in Mexico. We were top floor on the end of the building at the edge of the resort, though. It started raining while we were out there which was actually nice. We've also pulled over while on a road trip and the most "private" spot we could find was the parking lot of a baptist church.

[kelpsu]

Outside of his parents house, near the road. 2 public parks.More than a few pools at night. When J was itty bitty, we had sex with him in the room, but that was always hard for me bc if he cried even a little, I'd lose all sex drive.

We've talked about doing it on the beach, but the logistics and the sand have always scared us off.

[bullybutt]

I'm definitely a public whore. I've done it on a golf course (at night), ON my ex's parents car in their driveway, outside the movie theater in the parking lot, in a industrial strip area at night, outside on the back porch numberous times, out at our land in the open before we built our house, in the backseat of my car during broad daylight at the gym at 5pm. So, so many....

I also gave Finkle a BJ in the backseat of his friends truck....while his friends were in the front. ::cringes at the thought::

[Lola]

The most exciting thing DH and I have done is in his parents hot tub, which faces their street. We gotta work on that.

In my college/post college days, I was much wilder.

[bullybutt]

I made a list of all the people that I have slept with and I can't remember 2 of my one night stand names. Oh well. I have had 4 in my lifetime. Fucking 2008.

[mamanorris]

I have a list of shame too bullybutt. Someone on the list has the official name of Snaggletooth because I can't remember his real name.

[Liv]

You ladies are CRAZY!! Lol!!

Craziest for me was in a hotel room that we shared with DH's brother on a road trip to see his parents. BIL is a sound sleeper, kind of oblivious, and we were really quiet but BIL got up to go to the bathroom AS SOON AS we stopped. So who knows how much he was aware of. We'd been married for just a few months so we were kind of overzealous.

[ladytiffany24]

I've had lots of car sex and given a decent amount of road head to current H. (we lived like 45 minutes from each other but worked together, so we would take advantage of after work sexy time prior to moving in together).

I had some days of whoring it up. But most notably (please don't judge) was the secs in bathroom stall at 'da club.

[ladytiffany24]

I guess I should add that said man I boned in the bathroom at da club was a then Major League Baseball player. My friends and I were in the VIP area with them. They knew what was going down when we both disappeared. I was heavily intoxicated.

[soon2bmrsn]

Feb 10, 2016 10:24:55 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

I guess I should add that said man I boned in the bathroom at da club was a then Major League Baseball player. My friends and I were in the VIP area with them. They knew what was going down when we both disappeared. I was heavily intoxicated.

Oh my! A Red?

[ladytiffany24]

Feb 10, 2016 10:47:02 GMT -5 soon2bmrsn said:

Feb 10, 2016 10:24:55 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

I guess I should add that said man I boned in the bathroom at da club was a then Major League Baseball player. My friends and I were in the VIP area with them. They knew what was going down when we both disappeared. I was heavily intoxicated.

Oh my! A Red?

Nope. He played for the Oakland Athletics at the time. He had just recently pitched a no-hitter so I was even more proud of my prowess (because, you know, having a one night stand in a bathroom stall with a baseball player is something to be so proud of). LOL. This happened when I was visiting some friends up in Cleveland when the A's were playing the Indians.

[jnnfrrose6]

Feb 10, 2016 10:52:05 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

Feb 10, 2016 10:47:02 GMT -5 soon2bmrsn said:

Oh my! A Red?

Nope. He played for the Oakland Athletics at the time. (because, you know, having a one night stand in a bathroom stall with a baseball player is something to be so proud of). LOL. This happened when I was visiting some friends up in Cleveland when the A's were playing the Indians.

*Poof*

[ladytiffany24]

Ummm...I may need to poof some of this. I guess I made it way to easy to guess. jnnfrrose6 can you atleast throw in some periods in his name so it doesn't start showing up on Google searches?! Lol

[jnnfrrose6]

Feb 10, 2016 11:10:02 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

Ummm...I may need to poof some of this. I guess I made it way to easy to guess. jnnfrrose6 can you atleast throw in some periods in his name so it doesn't start showing up on Google searches?! Lol

I poofed my guess 

DH is a big A's fan, so it was a quick guess for me. 

[ladytiffany24]

Feb 10, 2016 11:14:47 GMT -5 jnnfrrose6 said:

Feb 10, 2016 11:10:02 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

Ummm...I may need to poof some of this. I guess I made it way to easy to guess. jnnfrrose6 can you atleast throw in some periods in his name so it doesn't start showing up on Google searches?! Lol

I poofed my guess 

DH is a big A's fan, so it was a quick guess for me. 

Thanks

I was going to say, how Did you even guess that?! Lol

[Lola]

Darn I want to know just so I can google a pic!!!

[jnnfrrose6]

Feb 10, 2016 12:57:25 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

Feb 10, 2016 12:23:40 GMT -5 Lola said:

Darn I want to know just so I can google a pic!!!

This! Post it on FB?!! :-)

There's enough detail in her description of who he is to google it. 

[Lola]

Feb 10, 2016 13:20:52 GMT -5 jnnfrrose6 said:

Feb 10, 2016 12:57:25 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

This! Post it on FB?!! :-)

There's enough detail in her description of who he is to google it. 

I think I got it. Whats with his long hair?? He's much cuter with the buzz cut or a hat. 

[bullybutt]

The more important question was did he have a big dong and was it good?

[ladytiffany24]

Haha, I love this. A couple of things....I don't necessarily think he's the greatest looking. He was a charmer. And looks better with a hat. He has quite the receding hairline.

He has a large dong and knows how to use it.

I was flipping through the channels one night and found out he's now a tv personality on MLB network. His receding hairline is very apparent on tv.

[soon2bmrsn]

Feb 10, 2016 12:57:25 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

Feb 10, 2016 12:23:40 GMT -5 Lola said:

Darn I want to know just so I can google a pic!!!

This! Post it on FB?!! :-)

Yeah, I missed it!

[ladytiffany24]

Since you're all so entertained by this, I'll tell you that the night didn't just and at the club. My friends and I all went back to the hotel that the players were staying at. One of the players who was hanging out with us has a name of a certain cereal and he stripped down to his underwear and danced for us in the in a hotel room.

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I think I've got it.

[jnnfrrose6]

Feb 10, 2016 15:47:17 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

Since you're all so entertained by this, I'll tell you that the night didn't just and at the club. My friends and I all went back to the hotel that the players were staying at. One of the players who was hanging out with us has a name of a certain cereal and he stripped down to his underwear and danced for us in the in a hotel room.

That's fantastic. 

[rlb]

OMG I wouldn't even know where to start with this, so much slut for a good year of my life. I guess I'll summarize with sex on a beach bed at a major club in Miami, with a guy I met that day.