I thought it might be fun to share some of the things we WANT to say when people ask us how we are feeling. Or my new favorite question, "what is your craziest symptom so far?" You don't want to know!
Got the "craziest symptom" question yesterday and had to resist saying "well one of my boobs is now significantly bigger than the other, and I have started wearing a bra more often around the house so I stop pinching it under my own arm." This bodes super well for the post-breast feeding deflation process
This morning I threw up and peed myself (a lot) in the process. I tried so hard to hold it in, but my pelvic floor muscles are useless now. Luckily, I was at home.
I do too! DH is convinced that DS must have put something in the toilet. He's wrong.
Haha! MH thinks I'm so gross. It doesn't help that we're renovating our master bath right now, so we're down to 2 toilets in the house, one of which inevitably clogs each week. Whoops.
Post by woodengirl07 on Feb 10, 2016 12:54:05 GMT -5
I'm with you vivela with the boob thing. I have grown a cup size in one boob and not at all in the other. That's attractive. Here's hoping they even out.
Post by broadwaymama on Feb 10, 2016 13:38:23 GMT -5
I'm in a constant state of purple nurple, and feel like I could fill a swimming pool with the amount of discharge and sneeze pee. Thanks for asking!! I'm glowing right?!
I'm with you vivela with the boob thing. I have grown a cup size in one boob and not at all in the other. That's attractive. Here's hoping they even out.
Yep, all my fingers crossed that they are the same general size at the end! I think the worst part is that the nipples have followed suit - one large, one medium. And since they are rock hard most of the day, I have to ensure that I've arranged myself so they are at least on the same general level if they are going to be staring at everyone. I made the mistake of reopening this thread for the first time on my lunch break, and I had to close it until later because my coworkers wanted to know what I was laughing at so hard.
The constant feeling of wet below my waist.....it's a lovely feeling.
I also feel like I'm always scratching my belly. In my head I look like a cartoon of a fat guy in a white tank top with a beer in hand scratching my big round belly.
I also haven't been consumed by poop so much since DD was a newborn. When did I last go? Oh it's been 5 days, that's probably why I feel terrible....
I feel like someone kicked me in the crotch. It's worse after sex when it gets swollen and I feel like shoving and ice pack down there. Fantastic.
Speaking of boobs...both of mine have grown bigger, but damn are they super saggy. With each pregnancy they keep getting worse. I wouldn't even want to know what they would look like after a fourth pregnancy.
The constant feeling of wet below my waist.....it's a lovely feeling.
I also feel like I'm always scratching my belly. In my head I look like a cartoon of a fat guy in a white tank top with a beer in hand scratching my big round belly.
I also haven't been consumed by poop so much since DD was a newborn. When did I last go? Oh it's been 5 days, that's probably why I feel terrible....
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