WTF Wednesday: The Baby Edition

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We had a WTF, Baby thread a few weeks ago and lots of people said they found it cathartic.

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I'll start: WTF, L. Why won't you just sleep at night like a civilised human being? Okay, I know you're only learning about being human and about civilisation, but I don't know how to help you learn when you won't sleep and you won't let Mummy sleep :-(

[mbjune13]

WTF, B. Why won't you go to your dad at night? During the day you go to him but bedtime is a mess if daddy tries. Also, why won't you sleep in your crib?

[alayne926]

WTF S....why would you get up at 5:15? You don't usually wake up till 6:30 at the earliest. Now it's 6:05 and you've fallen back to sleep, but I'm wide awake and feeling like I missed out on some very important sleep this morning.

WTF DS....why must you wake up at 4 am everyday to go to the bathroom. While I'm very thankful you are potty trained and not peeing your bed...mommy does not like waking up that early to help you pee.

[tiffbot]

Mar 9, 2016 4:53:21 GMT -5 @hazeldublin said:

WTF teeth? Why do you only have your two bottom teeth with your fangs about to burst through? You are actually going to look like a vampire baby lol!

This is the order DD's came in too lol

[junch817]

Mar 9, 2016 4:53:21 GMT -5 @hazeldublin said:

WTF teeth? Why do you only have your two bottom teeth with your fangs about to burst through? You are actually going to look like a vampire baby lol!

That's what we had for MONTHS. I loved it though! So funny. His top two just came down 2 weeks ago and l already miss my little vampire grin!

[Widget123]

WTF I know we don't keep the house as clean as we should, but do you really have to crawl around looking for crumbs where your big sister eats? The last time I checked, you are not a dog.

[sabrinaml]

Mar 9, 2016 4:53:21 GMT -5 @hazeldublin said:

WTF teeth? Why do you only have your two bottom teeth with your fangs about to burst through? You are actually going to look like a vampire baby lol!

We are in the same boat!

[jillywilly]

WTF, kid? Why are you fighting bottles for the last two days? I know you love solid food, but you cannot exist on pasta and puffs!

Also, why do you try to eat my face? Last night I was fairly confident you left bite marks on my nose.

[mrsmonogrammed]

Wtf baby cold? One day you're better, the next you're worse, and then better again. MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND GO AWAY!!

[belle0720]

WTF Baby G?! Why are you always ripping my hair out! I wasn't joking when I said, "OUCH! Please don't do that, that hurts Mommy!"

[gigi3126]

WTF baby? Don't you know that 1am is not an appropriate time for a dance party...on my head. Standing on pillows and kicking mommy in the face might be fun, but I need my sleep!

[griffindor24]

WTF DD. Lotion does not go on your baby brothers head. Likewise, marker does not go on the kitchen floor.

[griffindor24]

WTF DS. Mommy's boobs are not for biting.

[Bluedaisy]

Mar 9, 2016 10:47:45 GMT -5 mrsmonogrammed said:

Wtf baby cold? One day you're better, the next you're worse, and then better again. MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND GO AWAY!!

SOOOOO this!  I feel your pain!

[holliberry28]

WTF M. Stop waking up at 4:55 am. Errday.

oh yea, WTF baby teeth. WHERE ARE YOU??

[musicfrk2002]

WTF J, please nap. You nap, I nap, and everyone is happy.

[megeliz1]

WTF N, please start sleeping, please stop teething so that maybe you will start sleeping. 4 months of teething pain and one tooth to show for it is not cool.

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Mar 10, 2016 5:02:45 GMT -5 megeliz1 said:

WTF N, please start sleeping, please stop teething so that maybe you will start sleeping. 4 months of teething pain and one tooth to show for it is not cool.

Try six months of intermittent teething pain and not a single tooth to make it worthwhile! That's where we are :-)

Hope your little one gets a break soon.

[erbear]

Wtf, child, 4:50 am is not an acceptable wake up time!

[candylandycane]

WTF Viv, your chin us NEVER going to heal if you keep busting it open in your sleep every night. Seriously makes me ragey!

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Yeah so this just happened. Shit. Andplusalso WTF!

[bookninja]

Mar 10, 2016 5:02:45 GMT -5 megeliz1 said:

WTF N, please start sleeping, please stop teething so that maybe you will start sleeping. 4 months of teething pain and one tooth to show for it is not cool.

This is my life.
Wtf baby, why'd you poop 6 times for FIL yesterday? We like him! We want him to still want to babysit! Work with me here! Other childcare options are not free and I (apparently) need the money to keep you in diapers!