TMI tuesday

[melody330]

Everyone seemed to like this thread last week, so let's try it again!

[melody330]

This morning I woke up in a puddle of breast milk. Wtf? DS has been weaned since February and I never leaked after he turned one. So weird, and sticky

[acorn99]

I forgot to poop this weekend, so I had to walk halfway across my building to find a private stall yesterday. But it was so worth it. Pregnancy poops are no joke.

[housecarder]

I confessed this in the check in, but I was concerned that I was leaking amniotic fluid because I was so wet. Nope, just discharge.

Also H asked to order take out last night. I didn't feel like cooking so I agreed. When it arrived I walked to the kitchen to grab plates and a wave of nausea hit and I had to puke in the sink while the delivery guy watched in horror as H paid.

[cocobellaf]

Since my last appointment 2 weeks ago, I've lost 4-5 lbs. I think it's all been in night sweats. Can that really be??

Barf session while trying to make an egg burrito this morning. Didn't get food in fast enough... AGAIN. Egg burrito turned out fine, in case you were worried.

[cabbagecabbage]

Apr 12, 2016 7:13:11 GMT -5 housecarder said:

I confessed this in the check in, but I was concerned that I was leaking amniotic fluid because I was so wet. Nope, just discharge.

I need two or three undie changes a day. Those tiny panty liners are pointless these days.

I've been lucky that my skin has been nice all pregnancy so far. This week I've had a couple hard and waxy pimples that are painless but big and in the middle of my cheeks. I can pop them and yellow goop comes out (sorry). My hair is greasy. I feel like my body just decided it must produce all the oils and icky secretions possible now.

[madamewaffles]

I am a walking gas factory.

[melody330]

cabbagecabbage I am normally very oily, and recently it's been horrendous. Tea-tree pads have been my go to for wiping my face down twice a day. It dries my skin out for a little while and makes me feel less gross

[littlesthobo]

Apr 12, 2016 9:33:09 GMT -5 madamewaffles said:

I am a walking gas factory.

Omg me too. I bought these rye bread crisps last week for my lunches and they're full of fibre. Bad move!

[prvc678]

I have a hemorrhoid that's flared up so bad from my last pregnancy that it now hurts to walk. Going to talk to my ob about getting it removed. My poor bum.

[mcktymck]

cocobellaf oh my god the night sweats! Multiple times a week I wake up in the MOTN and my lower half, sheets, and Snoogle are all drenched. And I always panic and worry that I peed myself in my sleep haha

[housecarder]

I was walking out of the bedroom naked and H goes "Come here and let me touch your butt" and I had to tell him that I was in a hurry to get to the toilet to poop. Pregnancy has been great for the sexy factor.

[cabbagecabbage]

I'm on a roll today. My practice is 5 crunchy women midwives and one very Ken Doll looking doctor. Of course I had Dr. Hot stuff today when I had to ask about my frequent loose stool. Awesome.

[melody330]

DS was in the bathroom with me and yelled, "momma! Has hair (pointed to my crotch)! " thanks kid.

I guess I should do something about that craziness lol

[housecarder]

Apr 12, 2016 17:49:42 GMT -5 melody330 said:

DS was in the bathroom with me and yelled, "momma! Has hair (pointed to my crotch)! " thanks kid.

I guess I should do something about that craziness lol

DD (2 1/2 at the time) asked loudly in the public bathroom when I was pregnant with DS "Why does your bagina (vagina) have a beard?" I heard giggling from the next stall.

[melody330]

So I have like three waxing sessions from before I had DS (2yes ago!). Besides basic grooming, I haven't had a wax since then. I use to get Brazillians once a month or so. Would I be crazy to get one now and then one right before I delivered? for reference, I got waxed right up to delivery last time.