Tuesdays Twatwaffles

[diamondsndaisies]

Ex-H who wants to pick DD up 2 nights a week for softball when he gets off work at 3 until after practice at 8. I don't think so buddy. You are not going to get me to volunteer to give away 2 of my nights a week when you are about ready to get her all summer.
I can get her to practice thank you very much.

[ironbaby]

My body. Spotting two days before period is due. WTF?

My darling, otherwise-wonderful H, who consistently unloads dirty dishes despite being told they are dirty. Every. Time.

[doodler]

Apr 19, 2016 9:28:43 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

My body. Spotting two days before period is due. WTF?

My darling, otherwise-wonderful H, who consistently unloads dirty dishes despite being told they are dirty. Every. Time.

My stupid body too.  I had a 4 day period that came 11 days early.  Then today my normal period showed up right on time.  WTF body.

[PepperPottsJ]

The Douchey McDoucher next to me who walks up to my office and enters while saying knock knock, then then walks behind my desk. Fuck no space invader, I banish you

[butlerfan]

My MIL. I could write a book and will come back to do bullet points at some point today but just MIL for now.

My body-finally gave me a period after almost 6 months-today is cd1

[ohinvrtedworld]

Apr 19, 2016 9:54:21 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

The Douchey McDoucher next to me who walks up to my office and enters while saying knock knock, then then walks behind my desk. Fuck no space invader, I banish you

Just died laughing, thank you

[BurritosAtEveryMeal]

My body too. My insides are confused and I've been spotting off and on for weeks.

[teraiin]

Apr 19, 2016 9:54:21 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

The Douchey McDoucher next to me who walks up to my office and enters while saying knock knock, then then walks behind my desk. Fuck no space invader, I banish you

Literal LOL

[hydrangea1019]

Work IT department. They changed our payment system. Fine. Great. However we have yet to be able to pay anything for almost FOUR WEEKS! They don't recognize our issue and they basically blamed it on us that we don't know what we are doing. We've had to go higher to HQ in order for the issue to be taken seriously. Still waiting on a resolution.

[kbpkitty]

Douchebros in the break room who can't be bothered to move their conversation from directly in front of the coffee station, making everyone work around them, because they r sooper important menz.