Let's play a game: What say you?

[karlamo]

Spin off from wittyandwaiting QOTW in parenting. 

What things are coming out of your mouth that you never imagined you'd ever be saying?

 Weather it's TTC stuff or Parenting; Have you had that moment where you pause and think, "Did I really just say that?"

[karlamo]

A few days ago I told R to not put his spoon on his penis.

L was crying when I tried to nurse him and I found myself telling him, If some lady put her boob in my mouth, I sure wouldn't be crying over it.

I told my cat he needed to learn how to open his cat food cans himself.

[serpentine85]

Don't know if this counts but I'm amazed by how many times a day I have to say to little S "feet or food. Only one in your mouth at a time please."

[sdfonz619]

I feel like we've added an "ie" at the end of everything we say. Milkies, feetsies, teefies etc. This after we planned to only talk to DD like an adult. Ha!

[wittyandwaiting]

I asked my neighbour if she could look for any poop residue on my glasses, because you know, I can't see without my glasses on and O pooped on them.

[kh826]

I am just going to bucket all of these gems together. These are all things I have said while TTC, Pregnant and/or Parenting that I would not have anticipated ever saying prior to living through those things/experiences:

* "I feel like my uterus is about to fall out."

* "Please stop laughing before you stick that needle in my butt."

* "I don't want him biting his sister's nipples" (This one was said when William picked up one of Lucie's bottles and started biting the nipple on it.) J responded with:
"I would prefer if he didn't bite anyone's nipples."

* "There is so much poop in my life right now!"

* "I need to throw up, then you can finish yelling at me."
(J and I were having a "tiff" about something -- not a real argument, but a silly disagreement -- and I was pregnant with Lucie and felt super nauseous all of a sudden...)

* "You need to ask before you climb on Mommy's head. Sometimes she doesn't like that."

[karlamo]

I can't believe how many times I've said, " My vagina's never going to be the same."

[JustJudy]

On Saturday I left a party early so I could make it home in time to give myself my follistim shot. Never thought I'd be using that excuse!

[serpentine85]

Apr 19, 2016 12:21:48 GMT -5 JustJudy said:

On Saturday I left a party early so I could make it home in time to give myself my follistim shot. Never thought I'd be using that excuse!

And with fingers crossed that you soon won't have to

[dannigirl]

Putting our tax return into savings and calling it out 'baby making money'

Reminding people we have two uterus' to carry a baby, we don't need someone else to carry for us. If they don't have sperm to give, they are of no help. lol