I thought to start this because Owen won't eat mashed potatoes from a spoon. If you roll them into little balls so he can grab them he will eat them nonstop.
Post by jillywilly on Apr 19, 2016 19:38:44 GMT -5
DS won't eat anything off a spoon anymore. Also, he seems to be in a "food is toys" phase over "food is food."
His other thing is a dog toy will amuse him for a solid 20 minutes, but he snubs his nose at his eleventy billion baby toys. I'm sure there's more, and I'm just too sleepy to think of them now!
Playing in poop during diaper changes is the most fun sensory experience ever! I want the boob, but I don't want the boob, but I do, but not that boob. Dog food is the best snack ever. I want you to hold me while I claw and wiggle and push away from you. Please do not mistake this for wanting to be put down.
Omg...I'm dying. Jude does most of these things too.
If there are things inside of a container, they all need to be removed. Mommy on floor = convenient ladder for reaching the couch. All eating must be done with one hand only. The other hand is just for show.
Post by musicfrk2002 on Apr 19, 2016 22:14:09 GMT -5
Snacks like puffs and crunchies must be distributed in even numbers, so each hand gets the same number.
Phone chargers plugged into the wall look delicious.
Mommy's sole purpose in life is to hold your hands and let you walk her around all day. How dare mommy even fathom sitting you down and distracting you so she can use the bathroom.
I know that's my plate, with my food on it. It's mine. Give it to me right now. Stop giving me one bit of food at a time, give me the plate AT ONCE so I can put it on my head where it belongs!
Why have you put several pieces of food on the table in front of me? Don't be ridiculous. That one clearly belongs on the floor. And that one. And that. Great, now there's only one bit in front of me and I can eat it. Mummy! More food please!
(We are strong believers in the ten second rule in this household!)
Post by heartofglass on Apr 20, 2016 12:34:04 GMT -5
Any residual food needs to be left on my face, hands and in my hair. Do not try to clean me or I will scream bloody murder.
The refrigerator is not to be opened and closed quickly. One should open the door and leave it so I can peruse the shelves and take out everything. Especially the tiny bottle of lemon juice that sits in the door.
Some quantity of yogurt must be present in all baby food for me to even think of putting it in my mouth. Also, be quick and agile, I'm testing your hand eye coordination for getting the spoon in before I close my mouth.
Why do you waste toilet paper like you do? It should be promptly torn off the holder and eaten or shredded.
Slapping boobies clearly makes the milk come out faster. The Roku remote is clearly smaller than the others and therefore belongs to her. Removing it from her presence is treason. Ditto on the "hold me, hold me, put me dooowwwwn" issue.
It takes three spoons to feed P. I start with the first one and as i put it near his mouth he grabs it and refuses to let go. Then he puts it in his own mouth. Then he holds it and we repeat with spoon number two. Once he has two spoons in his hands he lets me feed him with the third. But i cant just give him two to start. We have to play the game.
I was going to save that one for FFFC but couldn't wait. It was so gross. It wasn't a small ant but a big black one and by the time I noticed it I pried open her mouth to get it out and it was smashed on her tongue. She was smiling and super proud of herself:)
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