Who is going to pour my wine for me? **Thursday**

[ghostmonkey]

I will be shortly. I'm on a Dr Google spiral at the moment.

[nachobutt]

[getzystark]

What if I'm drinking Metamucil. Does that make me cool? LMK.

[jennby]

Feb 5, 2015 19:12:25 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

I will be shortly. I'm on a Dr Google spiral at the moment.

Utoh

[nuggetrn]

Do I have to stay in the randoms thread if I am not drinking?

[hobbesgal]

I will be drinking all of my Bota mini as soon as I get home. Until then, I will cherish this memento that epitomizes my day:

[Rama]

Feb 5, 2015 19:13:09 GMT -5 W said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:12:25 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

I will be shortly. I'm on a Dr Google spiral at the moment.

YOU are?

Hang on, I'm trying to figure out where I stepped into an alternate reality.

[jennby]

I'm on the sweet tea.

[bunnyfungo]

I have to wait until DH gets home. Sadz.

[SheilaTheTank]

Im drinking water for now trying to get over the massive car sickness I got from my boss driving back from our meeting.

[jennby]

Feb 5, 2015 19:14:01 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

Do I have to stay in the randoms thread if I am not drinking?

I thought you were drinking soap?

[jennby]

Feb 5, 2015 19:15:02 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Im drinking water for now trying to get over the massive car sickness I got from my boss driving back from our meeting.

Ugh I get wicked motion sick. Bonine is the only thing that works for me. Especially when DH is driving.

[nuggetrn]

Feb 5, 2015 19:15:17 GMT -5 W said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:14:01 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

Do I have to stay in the randoms thread if I am not drinking?

Can you still pour drinks? I can't pour if I'm double fisting. 

Absolutely, I'll get right on it

[nachobutt]

Feb 5, 2015 19:12:25 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

I will be shortly. I'm on a Dr Google spiral at the moment.

What?!?! I thought you WERE the Dr. Google?!

::mindblown::

[SheilaTheTank]

Feb 5, 2015 19:15:37 GMT -5 jennby said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:15:02 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Im drinking water for now trying to get over the massive car sickness I got from my boss driving back from our meeting.

Ugh I get wicked motion sick. Bonine is the only thing that works for me. Especially when DH is driving.

I rarely get it. We just hit a huge amount of traffic and for some reason it came over me like a wave and has stayed since like 3pm. omgz guise I must be preggo!

[nuggetrn]

Feb 5, 2015 19:15:03 GMT -5 jennby said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:14:01 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

Do I have to stay in the randoms thread if I am not drinking?

I thought you were drinking soap?

I seriously laughed out loud at this, and then cried a little.... I may have spit a cheez-it on my keyboard.

I am seriously not excited about the thought of wasting a whole bottle of vodka.

I did stop drinking it, it is really that bad.

[ghostmonkey]

Where do you guys think I learn shit other than by wandering around the interwebz?

[jennby]

Feb 5, 2015 19:19:06 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:15:03 GMT -5 jennby said:

I thought you were drinking soap?

I seriously laughed out loud at this, and then cried a little.... I may have spit a cheez-it on my keyboard.

I am seriously not excited about the thought of wasting a whole bottle of vodka.

I did stop drinking it, it is really that bad.

Try mixing it with something else...maybe some hot chocolate?

[SheilaTheTank]

Feb 5, 2015 19:19:06 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:15:03 GMT -5 jennby said:

I thought you were drinking soap?

I seriously laughed out loud at this, and then cried a little.... I may have spit a cheez-it on my keyboard.

I am seriously not excited about the thought of wasting a whole bottle of vodka.

I did stop drinking it, it is really that bad.

Can you return it. I would be very angry if I had to waste any alcohol of any kind. 

[longhornwino0907]

Just call me your sommelier! Hopefully at the tail end of some sort of stomach bug, so no wine (or the marg I talked about yesterday) for me. Boo! Hoping to feel better tomorrow, though. H is taking me out to celebrate my raise and I want to drink!

[SheilaTheTank]

Feb 5, 2015 19:20:51 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Where do you guys think I learn shit other than by wandering around the interwebz?

I thought you just knew it. Like it was some amazing inherent ability. 

[ghostmonkey]

Feb 5, 2015 19:23:34 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:20:51 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Where do you guys think I learn shit other than by wandering around the interwebz?

I thought you just knew it. Like it was some amazing inherent ability. 

Nah. 

Apparently I have endo, IBS, or mystery disease. Probably a cancer tumor that will end up in my brain if I end up on WebMD.

[cjchio]

I'm drinking a little bit if a white chocolate and coconut porter because because it has to be tasted.

It's delicious.

[cjchio]

Feb 5, 2015 19:25:04 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:23:34 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

I thought you just knew it. Like it was some amazing inherent ability. 

Nah. 

Apparently I have endo, IBS, or mystery disease. Probably a cancer tumor that will end up in my brain if I end up on WebMD.

Web MD always equals cancer.

[nuggetrn]

Feb 5, 2015 19:21:45 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:19:06 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

I seriously laughed out loud at this, and then cried a little.... I may have spit a cheez-it on my keyboard.

I am seriously not excited about the thought of wasting a whole bottle of vodka.

I did stop drinking it, it is really that bad.

Can you return it. I would be very angry if I had to waste any alcohol of any kind. 

ugh, I bought it at a liquor store in a different state two weeks ago when DH and I went out with family. I might complain on pinnacle's website... that might get me at least a coupon.

[ghostmonkey]

Can I wear yoga pants to a Mongolian Grill?

Answer: Don't care. I'm going to anyway.

[SheilaTheTank]

Feb 5, 2015 19:25:04 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Feb 5, 2015 19:23:34 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

I thought you just knew it. Like it was some amazing inherent ability. 

Nah. 

Apparently I have endo, IBS, or mystery disease. Probably a cancer tumor that will end up in my brain if I end up on WebMD.

[nuggetrn]

Feb 5, 2015 19:22:41 GMT -5 W said:

DH is out to dinner with his team (all women). He asked me "can you think of an excuse so I can leave early?"

Obviously I told him "tell them your cramps are making you their bitch and you have to go"


That'll work, right?

DH has said before, just call me and tell me there is some sort of an emergency!

Yea, great plan, then you're going to have to come up with a story and I refuse to be involved in whatever BS you come up with. Especially if it involves you telling them your wife is upset about something and needs you home right away. I don't need the people he works with thinking I am nuts.

[nachobutt]

Feb 5, 2015 19:20:51 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Where do you guys think I learn shit other than by wandering around the interwebz?

[bunnyfungo]

Feb 5, 2015 19:27:00 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Can I wear yoga pants to a Mongolian Grill?

Answer: Don't care. I'm going to anyway.

If you have to make your own meal, then they can't be strict about dress code.