Dumb questions we've fielded: How come his crib is all the way lowered? Can he stand up? (After LO stood up and cruised all around.) Oh, he doesn't use a little bath tub? Oh, I didn't think little people were for his age? You have to watch him in the tub, you know? How does this toy hammer work? This train? These stacking cups? Is his birthday in February?
I'm going to spend the next two days marketing the hell out of my business. If I can find a way to do that and not have to work for somebody else, I would be in heaven.
Dumb questions we've fielded: How come his crib is all the way lowered? Can he stand up? (After LO stood up and cruised all around.) Oh, he doesn't use a little bath tub? Oh, I didn't think little people were for his age? You have to watch him in the tub, you know? How does this toy hammer work? This train? These stacking cups? Is his birthday in February?
No. I refuse to believe she asked how stacking cups worked.
So, DS has had a cough ever since he had the flu the first week of January. Now today, he's had a fever of 101-102 all day. DH and I are figuring out who will stay home tomorrow. I'm thinking at this point a pedi visit is in order. Poor little guy...
So, DS has had a cough ever since he had the flu the first week of January. Now today, he's had a fever of 101-102 all day. DH and I are figuring out who will stay home tomorrow. I'm thinking at this point a pedi visit is in order. Poor little guy...
So, DS has had a cough ever since he had the flu the first week of January. Now today, he's had a fever of 101-102 all day. DH and I are figuring out who will stay home tomorrow. I'm thinking at this point a pedi visit is in order. Poor little guy...
I'm hoping for the frosting disaster that follows. Most likely, she will try to pick the whole thing up and throw it on the floor, like she does everything else.
I'm going to spend the next two days marketing the hell out of my business. If I can find a way to do that and not have to work for somebody else, I would be in heaven.
Let me know if I can help you somehow. I really like Shortstack to integrate contests, buttons, etc into Facebook. I'm not sure on the costs. Do you have email addresses to get an email out? I could try to help you with that. I'm not sure on a cheap program. Mail Chimp? IContact?
Dumb questions we've fielded: How come his crib is all the way lowered? Can he stand up? (After LO stood up and cruised all around.) Oh, he doesn't use a little bath tub? Oh, I didn't think little people were for his age? You have to watch him in the tub, you know? How does this toy hammer work? This train? These stacking cups? Is his birthday in February?
No. I refuse to believe she asked how stacking cups worked.
Well, it was more along the lines of "what does he do with these?"
So, DS has had a cough ever since he had the flu the first week of January. Now today, he's had a fever of 101-102 all day. DH and I are figuring out who will stay home tomorrow. I'm thinking at this point a pedi visit is in order. Poor little guy...
Not caught up but shellbell, I got a my first Valentine's Day onesie from old navy. It's not the cutest which I'm bummed about, but LO is not a ladies man or mommy's handsome devil (he is, obviously! But I just can't with the mommy's boy/daddy's girl bs.)
Also, we gave her a shutterfly calendar. She said she would put it away. DH, thinking she thought it was a next year calendar, told her it was for 2015. She told him it was too nice to have out and use. Okay.
Also, we gave her a shutterfly calendar. She said she would put it away. DH, thinking she thought it was a next year calendar, told her it was for 2015. She told him it was too nice to have out and use. Okay.
Well, it was more along the lines of "what does he do with these?"
She did ask what the rainstick was "for."
lol.
Have you started drinking?
You should see how crazy of a response she will accept.
Oh yeah. I'm drinking. It's the only option.
"He uses his rain stick to perform an ancient weather dance to summon a rainy spring so the ground can serve as a tender womb to the seeds sown by farmers." Or he likes to look at the colored balls bouncing around, just like you're doing right now.
You should see how crazy of a response she will accept.
Oh yeah. I'm drinking. It's the only option.
"He uses his rain stick to perform an ancient weather dance to summon a rainy spring so the ground can serve as a tender womb to the seeds sown by farmers." Or he likes to look at the colored balls bouncing around, just like you're doing right now.
Ha!
I was thinking of something like "the bouncing of the balls improves his ultrafine neuromotor eye tracking ability while condensing his focus onto multiple small objects to the exclusion of external stimuli. The sound is pitched to stimulate the focus center of his brain and to develop his centering ability so that in the future, when he is taking tests in school, he only has to think of the sound to return his body to the peace of being an infant and this be able to take his tests with the utmost calm. The diameter is custom sized. He gets a new one that's slightly larger in a month."
"He uses his rain stick to perform an ancient weather dance to summon a rainy spring so the ground can serve as a tender womb to the seeds sown by farmers." Or he likes to look at the colored balls bouncing around, just like you're doing right now.
Ha!
I was thinking of something like "the bouncing of the balls improves his ultrafine neuromotor eye tracking ability while condensing his focus onto multiple small objects to the exclusion of external stimuli. The sound is pitched to stimulate the focus center of his brain and to develop his centering ability so that in the future, when he is taking tests in school, he only has to think of the sound to return his body to the peace of being an infant and this be able to take his tests with the utmost calm. The diameter is custom sized. He gets a new one that's slightly larger in a month."
I love this. I might try it with h tomorrow.
You know what the rain stick is for? It's "for" letting me finish browsing home goods in relative peace by being the cheapest interesting toy on the clearance rack. And it was a damn success, lady.
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