Twatwaffle goes to.... DH and his man cold. I really am sorry you don't feel good but I have a thousand things to do before my dad and stepmom come into town from Texas for 10 days. I can't get everything done while waiting on you hand and foot. I went to town yesterday and he called me 4 times whining. I was only gone for 45 minutes!
Twatwaffle goes to DS's constipation! He got up 5 times last night due to pain. He is better this morning of course. I am so fucking tired today! Gulping coffee right now.
The twatwaffle who saw me coming and didn't pull out but last minute said eff it and I had to slam on my brakes so I didn't tbone her. Then the bitch brake checked me because I honked at her!
For internet safety I need to omit lots of details but, an estranged family member is a HUGE twatwaffle. She waltzed back into our lives after 20-something years and tried to be all friendly, I didn't trust her and didn't let her in my life. She proved me right this week by taking it upon herself to contact another (very close) estranged member of our family who is not mentally sane, and gave him all the information she has about us. Including addresses, phone numbers, spouse/children names, etc. I could punch a bitch right now.
For internet safety I need to omit lots of details but, an estranged family member is a HUGE twatwaffle. She waltzed back into our lives after 20-something years and tried to be all friendly, I didn't trust her and didn't let her in my life. She proved me right this week by taking it upon herself to contact another (very close) estranged member of our family who is not mentally sane, and gave him all the information she has about us. Including addresses, phone numbers, spouse/children names, etc. I could punch a bitch right now.
Post by wowcheezits on Feb 10, 2015 10:23:45 GMT -5
People who have"measles" parties are fucking twatwaffles. You can lose a kid that way. I heard this from one of the docs at work today and at first I didn't believe it. I looked around on the interwebs and this is actually a thing. WTAF
This kitten is a twatwaffle... she is all over everything knocking things down and scratching stuff all the time. Right now she is darting around the kitchen with my sock in her mouth. Which would be sort of adorable if she weren't so freaking annoying most of the time.
ps. I really do love her and she is precious and so sweet a lot of the time.
Edited because miss kitty is getting spayed tomorrow, but not declawed. DH and I have seen the light.
My FIL. He's guilted MH into shoveling off his roof. This annoys me for a few reasons:
1. It's not like OUR roof doesn't need to be shoveled or anything and now MH will be too tired to do it. 2. MH still has his man cold and I don't really want him out in the cold making things worse.
Now MH actually HAS symptoms, maybe that makes ME a twatwaffle last week for not believing him? Although to be fair he didn't really have any of the many symptoms he claimed he had. Now he does have a nasty sounding cough. (He still does not have a fever... stupid lying thermometers... )
Post by heatherj9603 on Feb 10, 2015 10:44:48 GMT -5
My neighbors are twats! We live on an acre of land. Our house is towards the back, with most of the land being In the front. i couldn't think how to describe this, so I drew it on my ipad.
We have a privacy fence that only runs along the street and behind our house (the landlord made the builder of the condos Put it In to give our house some privacy) so there is a small opening between the driveway and the creek. The orange line is what the twats in the condos use as their own personal dog run. WTF makes you think that's some random park for your personal use?! How do you not see this is someone's yard? So now we have to go and buy private property signs and contact the homeowners association to let their residents know this is NOT a park!
They also walk their dogs on the other side of the creek, which is also land that belongs to our landlord.
Oh and they do NOT clean up after their dogs. So twatwaffles!!!!!
eta: it also pisses me Off because when my dogs and I are trying to enjoy sitting outside when it's sunny, these people walk on through and it riles my dogs up. But I'm too chicken to approach them, so I just awkwardly stare at them until they leave.
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The people who somehow hi-jacked DH's work and got everyone's SSNs and started filing taxes wrongly. Now I'm a freaking mess because we haven't filed ours yet.
This kitten is a twatwaffle... she is all over everything knocking things down and scratching stuff all the time. Right now she is darting around the kitchen with my sock in her mouth. Which would be sort of adorable if she weren't so freaking annoying most of the time.
She is getting spayed and declawed tomorrow. I am so ready for this.
ps. I really do love her and she is precious and so sweet a lot of the time.
Have you done any research on declawing cats? It's equivalent to cutting off our fingers at the last knuckle. I know it seems like a quick fix to scratching, but it can actually cause more behavioral (and physical) problems. Please do a little research before you bring your cat in! You might change your mind.
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mistabinx I guess I am super spoiled because we also have a six year old cat who is the chilliest cat on the planet and I don't have to deal with any of these things from him, lol. He is also older I know, but I don't even remember if he was this irritating when he was a kitten
She doesn't actually sharpen her claws anywhere, it is just a general running around/through the curtains kind of thing. My shower curtain is completely destroyed because of her. They have a scratching post with a toy hanging off the top of that they play with. And we have used this keep off spray on some other things in the house. I have my curtains on my sliding glass doors out of the back of the house tied up so she can't destroy them. I am tired of my neighbors being able to see me!!
People who have"measles" parties are fucking twatwaffles. You can lose a kid that way. I heard this from one of the docs at work today and at first I didn't believe it. I looked around on the interwebs and this is actually a thing. WTAF
Post by ohinvrtedworld on Feb 10, 2015 11:02:28 GMT -5
Guys! Your Tuesday twatwaffles are horrible. Hugs.
Mine is the guy I saw today driving right in front of me throwing ALL HIS GARBAGE out the window of his car onto the ground. Maybe growing up in FL, all of us saw pictures of sea turtles tangled up in trash, and we didn't do this stuff so much. Where I live now, I feel like people are disgusting pigs who can't be bothered to throw things away or recycle properly.
People who have"measles" parties are fucking twatwaffles. You can lose a kid that way. I heard this from one of the docs at work today and at first I didn't believe it. I looked around on the interwebs and this is actually a thing. WTAF
What the hell do people do at a measles party?
Is this akin to, when I was a kid, one kid got the chicken pox, and everyone wanted their kid to get it too so they could get better and be immune?
Because the measles is way worse than a usual course of chicken pox, and even that is a vaccine now, right?
mistabinx I guess I am super spoiled because we also have a six year old cat who is the chilliest cat on the planet and I don't have to deal with any of these things from him, lol. He is also older I know, but I don't even remember if he was this irritating when he was a kitten
She doesn't actually sharpen her claws anywhere, it is just a general running around/through the curtains kind of thing. My sower curtain is completely destroyed because of her. They have a scratching post with a toy hanging off the top of that they play with. And we have used this keep off spray on some other things in the house. I have my curtains on my sliding glass doors out of the back of the house tied up so she can't destroy them. I am tired of my neighbors being able to see me!!
Have you comsidwred soft paws? They are little gel caps you put on their nails. So they can still "scratch" at things without doing damage. And I second the no declawing thing. I used to be a vet assistant and the amount of blood sprayed all over the surgery room and in their bandages is nauseating. and If they get the bandages off, the cage looks like a brutal mirder scene!
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This kitten is a twatwaffle... she is all over everything knocking things down and scratching stuff all the time. Right now she is darting around the kitchen with my sock in her mouth. Which would be sort of adorable if she weren't so freaking annoying most of the time.
She is getting spayed and declawed tomorrow. I am so ready for this.
ps. I really do love her and she is precious and so sweet a lot of the time.
Have you done any research on declawing cats? It's equivalent to cutting off our fingers at the last knuckle. I know it seems like a quick fix to scratching, but it can actually cause more behavioral (and physical) problems. Please do a little research before you bring your cat in! You might change your mind.
I know all of this and I know there are alternatives. But I am also going to a vet that I have known for years and trust very much. I have had cats all my life and feel like this is the best idea for us. Especially with a four month old kitten.
Also I would never suggest having an older cat declawed. Our six year old cat still has his claws for this exact reason. At this point in his life the trauma and the surgery would not be worth it. I am lucky we don't have any scratching problem with him, but even if we did there is no way I would ever get him declawed. We would be using other options.
Is this akin to, when I was a kid, one kid got the chicken pox, and everyone wanted their kid to get it too so they could get better and be immune?
Because the measles is way worse than a usual course of chicken pox, and even that is a vaccine now, right?
That is ridiculous! So they're basically intentionally spreading measles around? So they're kid gets immunity to it? Just get the vaccine! This makes me inbelievably angry. Yes they have a chicken pox vaccine now.
Is this akin to, when I was a kid, one kid got the chicken pox, and everyone wanted their kid to get it too so they could get better and be immune?
Because the measles is way worse than a usual course of chicken pox, and even that is a vaccine now, right?
That is ridiculous! So they're basically intentionally spreading measles around? So they're kid gets immunity to it? Just get the vaccine! This makes me inbelievably angry. Yes they have a chicken pox vaccine now.
I know. The general reasons for anti-vax that people have make me very, very stabby.
People who have"measles" parties are fucking twatwaffles. You can lose a kid that way. I heard this from one of the docs at work today and at first I didn't believe it. I looked around on the interwebs and this is actually a thing. WTAF
What the hell do people do at a measles party?
Back in the day, people used to get together and have"chicken pox" parties to infect their children because once you get them you don't get them again and the older you get them the worse they get it. Similar to measles. Once you get them you won't get them again. But people have died from measles due to complications.
Back in the day, people used to get together and have"chicken pox" parties to infect their children because once you get them you don't get them again and the older you get them the worse they get it. Similar to measles. Once you get them you won't get them again. But people have died from measles due to complications.
I can't imagine intentionally getting my LO sick with a potentially deadly disease.
That is ridiculous! So they're basically intentionally spreading measles around? So they're kid gets immunity to it? Just get the vaccine! This makes me inbelievably angry. Yes they have a chicken pox vaccine now.
I know. The general reasons for anti-vax that people have make me very, very stabby.
Being in the medical field, that is one of my things that I've had to work on. Not freaking on antivaxxers.
People who have"measles" parties are fucking twatwaffles. You can lose a kid that way. I heard this from one of the docs at work today and at first I didn't believe it. I looked around on the interwebs and this is actually a thing. WTAF
I heard people used to do this with the chicken pox back in the day.
My brother and SIL are anti-vax and when my niece was born, they said they weren't having her get ANY vaccines, ever. I bit my tongue and said very little, but finally I sat down with them and educated them on the benefits of vaccinating. They told me their concerns and we discussed pros/cons. Finally they agreed that they could see the benefits to doing it, and we found a pediatrician who supplies all vaccines that are preservative free (except one, because it isn't available that way, I can't remember which). This alleviated many of their concerns and I can feel better knowing my niece is protected.
Unfortunately, not all with that mindset are so open to hearing the other side. The trend of not vaccinating is so dangerous.
Is there a special kind of doctor you have to go to to get these vacs? There are cons to getting vaccinated and I would like to know options.
Have you done any research on declawing cats? It's equivalent to cutting off our fingers at the last knuckle. I know it seems like a quick fix to scratching, but it can actually cause more behavioral (and physical) problems. Please do a little research before you bring your cat in! You might change your mind.
I know all of this and I know there are alternatives. But I am also going to a vet that I have known for years and trust very much. I have had cats all my life and feel like this is the best idea for us. Especially with a four month old kitten.
Also I would never suggest having an older cat declawed. Our six year old cat still has his claws for this exact reason. At this point in his life the trauma and the surgery would not be worth it. I am lucky we don't have any scratching problem with him, but even if we did there is no way I would ever get him declawed. We would be using other options.
Thank you for your concern though.
I hope your cat doesn't some how get out of the house and have to fend for itself. It will have no protection without their claws. I just think it's so inhumane to declaw. What's your reasoning?
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