Sitewide UO/FFC LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE!

[flippinchica]

Aug 10, 2016 6:43:41 GMT -5 @uncaripswife said:

Aug 10, 2016 6:41:18 GMT -5 seadragon2013 said:

If I had a leotard covered with Swarovski crystals, I would wear the shit out of it. You'd have to peel it off of me

I like shiny things.

But oh the wedgies.

Do they glue the leotards on to avoid wedgies? How do they not have a thong at the end of the floor routine?

Yup, some gymnasts use butt glue!

[McBenny]

I have never had any desire to breastfeed and am fine with my decision to this day.

Your tits, your business, my tits, my business.

[McBenny]

Dear Lingering mom at drop off,

You're making it worst. Move on hoe.

[bibliothecary]

Aug 10, 2016 6:46:56 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Aug 10, 2016 5:57:11 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

If you support BFing, support it without a "but". No "but be discreet", "but use a cover", "but don't take your whole boob out", "but not past [arbitrary age]", "but pump it and put it in a sippy". If I'm not using your boobs, you don't get to decide how I breastfeed.

I do support breastfeeding, but there is a but. That "but" is that lactivism and any kid of shaming of people that don't want to or couldn't breastfeed is insufferable.

To me, that's a separate issue. Supporting women who breastfeed = / = being a dick to those who can't/chose not to.

[Deleted]

Lame, but its all I got right now. I can't stop thinking about how and when I'm going to get ds to stop sucking his thumb. I keep worrying that he'll mess up his teeth and/or speech at some point.

I know I need to just release it for now since he just turned 1, but I can't.

[McBenny]

I still feel all the rage when someone post some shit that is not an FFFC or UO but their random dressed as one.

[bibliothecary]

Aug 10, 2016 6:49:19 GMT -5 McBenny said:

I have never had any desire to breastfeed and am fine with my decision to this day.

Your tits, your business, my tits, my business.

Yes. More this. Eyes on your own cleavage.

[jags8]

FFC- A couple weeks ago DH was at a bachelor party, and he called me at 1:00 a.m. and said that "we need to talk." He explained that some drunk girl fell in the parking lot and when he tried helping her up, she grabbed his junk.

Part of me really wanted to ask if there was more to the story, like was he leading her on in the bar? But then I was like "holy shit that is so sexist. I would never ask a girl if she did something to deserve being sexually assaulted." I'm a hypocrite.

[McBenny]

I feel some people should put more of an effort in their child's appearance. You only have a small window to instill hygiene habits and grooming skills. Use it.

[theseaword]

Aug 10, 2016 6:51:08 GMT -5 @thatgolfbitch said:

FFWC: I almost posted this thread just to see theseaword spontaneously combust.

You'd have to get up preeeeetty early in the morning to steal this one from me, West Coast!

[theseaword]

But yes I would have cried into my navy sweater set.

[McBenny]

Musty stale pussy is a real problem. We all need to self evaluate and think, "am I meeting all my hygiene needs in regards to my pussy?"

"Am I the stale musty pussy person?"

There are things you can do and feminine wipes when you are feeling "not so fresh."

[juliayadda]

Aug 10, 2016 6:54:18 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Musty stale pussy is a real problem. We all need to self evaluate and think, "am I meeting all my hygiene needs in regards to my pussy?"

"Am I the stale musty pussy person?"

There are things you can do and feminine wipes when you are feeling "not so fresh."

Completely disagree. It is a self cleaning organ and the soap and water from regular bathing is enough. Feminine wipes are a conspiracy from people at big Pharma. 

[McBenny]

I don't care about people breastfeeding but I admit when I've seen some of the breasts I feel like woof and it takes all my strength to act like nothing is out the norm in front of my kids one of which has boob interest.

Some tits are ratchet.

[McBenny]

Aug 10, 2016 6:56:46 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

Aug 10, 2016 6:54:18 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Musty stale pussy is a real problem. We all need to self evaluate and think, "am I meeting all my hygiene needs in regards to my pussy?"

"Am I the stale musty pussy person?"

There are things you can do and feminine wipes when you are feeling "not so fresh."

Completely disagree. It is a self cleaning organ and the soap and water from regular bathing is enough. Feminine wipes are a conspiracy from people at big Pharma. 

I agree some what. If what you are doing or using still leaves you smelling, you need to try something else.

Water splash does not work on all pussy.

[zoeylucy]

I took the day off to "clean", but I really plan to hang out in this thread all day.

[McBenny]

I still don't know what shave a bikini line means.

[SheilaTheTank]

UO: I think Paralympic athletes are way more impressive then regular Olympic athletes. Not only do they have to be incredibly athletic, but they also have to overcome the physical and mental challenges that comes with having a physical disability. It annoys the fuck out of me that the Paralympics aren't given the same amount of media coverage as the regular Olympics.

[seadragon2013]

Aug 10, 2016 6:44:07 GMT -5 McBenny said:

I would like to know who was the first person that put dick in his or her mouth and what gave them that idea.

Other animals give oral, including our close evolutionary relatives, the bonobos. Oral sex likely predates Homo sapiens

[theseaword]

Aug 10, 2016 7:04:46 GMT -5 seadragon2013 said:

Aug 10, 2016 6:44:07 GMT -5 McBenny said:

I would like to know who was the first person that put dick in his or her mouth and what gave them that idea.

Other animals give oral, including our close evolutionary relatives, the bonobos. Oral sex likely predates Homo sapiens

Let's all assume it was homo Erectus.

[McBenny]

Aug 10, 2016 7:04:10 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Aug 10, 2016 6:42:31 GMT -5 McBenny said:

When discussing white privilege and s white person says "yeah I grew up poor."

I think them dumb and don't have the patience to explain. I know it's a teachable moment but - I'm not that bitch.

okay but... white people can be poor too?

Like I recognize I'm possibly showing my white privilege here but I'm not sure a person should be thought of as "dumb" for saying they grew up poor if they are white.

I get that the basis for white privilege is that you start out at an advantage because of your skin color, but still.

Why I find it dumb? Cause white privilege has nothing to do with your socioeconomic background and how you as te white person grew up. If you don't get that part, I'm done.

[bibliothecary]

Aug 10, 2016 7:05:45 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Aug 10, 2016 6:50:32 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

To me, that's a separate issue. Supporting women who breastfeed = / = being a dick to those who can't/chose not to.

To you, yes, maybe.  But in the national conversation it's a REALLY thin line and often those most passionate about breastfeeding are really not at all compassionate to those who don't/can't.

And those who are dicks about it should be called dicks. I think it's a difficult topic, made harder by those who get passionate on both sides. How about lactivists stop saying shit about how formula is poison and focus more on how to support women who choose to breastfeed and women who choose to or have to formula feed agree to be okay with women who breastfeed talking about how breastmilk can be kind of cool, and ways to improve formula? Because formula is a good option, but I think we can all agree that any product out there can be improved upon and maybe the studies into the components of breastmilk can better inform the ingredients in formula?

[elephantastic]

After all the trouble I went thru attempting to BF (and then EP) for my first kid, I likely won't even try with the 2nd. My life was a lot better when I chose to Let It Go. My H & family will probably have feels but they aren't the ones who lived/died by that fucking breast pump for 9 weeks before I finally said screw this.

[elephantastic]

All the babies should have food. That's it.

[lizblue]

Aug 10, 2016 7:14:44 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Aug 10, 2016 7:09:22 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Why I find it dumb? Cause white privilege has nothing to do with your socioeconomic background and how you as te white person grew up. If you don't get that part, I'm done.

I don't think socioeconomic backgrounds are at all mutually exclusive to conversations about white privilege.

What's not ok is when we are talking about white privilege, a white person denies that privilege because they're poor. The "I'm don't have privilege!" reaction.

Poor white people still have racial privilege. But I think we're all saying the same thing.

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 7:13:25 GMT -5 @sweptaway said:

Aug 10, 2016 6:50:44 GMT -5 @betweenthelines said:

Lame, but its all I got right now. I can't stop thinking about how and when I'm going to get ds to stop sucking his thumb. I keep worrying that he'll mess up his teeth and/or speech at some point.

I know I need to just release it for now since he just turned 1, but I can't.

My 4 year old still sucks his thumb when he's tired. It drives h crazy for the reasons you mentioned but I'm kinda breezy about it.

I will be your H if he is still doing it when he is 4. That's part of the reason why I can't stop thinking about breaking the habit... like when he turns 2 (if he is still doing it).

[kimandhuck]

I started smelling something in my kids room last week, so this past weekend I got everything out from under their bed and made them clean it up. There were probably 5 cups I had to throw away because of maggots. And the smell... a half eaten peach.

[elephantastic]

Aug 10, 2016 7:14:42 GMT -5 Miss Killjoy said:

Aug 10, 2016 7:05:45 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Yes. When I stopped BFing, I had several people harass me with long strings of questions. "Did you try this? What about this? Okay, but this. No? Then try this. You don't have to quit!"

So much this. Like- WTF. Why are you so invested? And the randoms that see you with a tiny baby and they ask you "Are you BF?" Like, why do you care? Who are you? Leave my boobs alone.

[ceebug]

Aug 10, 2016 7:09:13 GMT -5 roguelily said:

I'm pretty sure in the olden days they stuck it in basically any hole they could find.

The first hole I thought of is an ear. That made for an interesting mental image.

Cave woman - eerrr grunt grunt
Translation - That is doing nothing for me.

[pbubblegum]

Alright here goes! Long time lurker first time confessing.

I still have my placenta hanging out in my freezer. I never wanted to encapsulate but my midwife brought it home with us just in case. My son is 14 months old and I'm pregnant with our second. I guess you can say I'm a little attached to it at this point. Hah, get it?!