May the Fourth be RANDOMLY with You

[hydrangea1019]

May 4, 2015 11:46:23 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

I made two sandwiches this morning: one for me and one for the international highschool student that lives with us.

There are two differences between our sandwiches. One is that our mustard preferences are different, and two (aka the most important difference) is mayo. Mine does not have mayo.

Well I mixed them up. I had to eat his sandwich and I almost vomited. There was a little "bubble" of extra mayo in the middle in a bread hole. It like exploded in my mouth.

I cant get rid of the taste or feeling in my mouth. so gross. I cannot get to my steak for dinner fast enough!!!

Fuck you Mayonnaise!!

Ewwwwww ew ew ew!! Just the idea of mayo or even just thinking about the smell of it. Gross. I would've gone hungry.

[rablissful]

May 4, 2015 13:21:25 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

May 4, 2015 12:29:30 GMT -5 @emilie818 said:

I had a random and disturbing dream last night where I went to the doctor and found out that the reason I was not KU yet was because I actually had 2 buttholes instead of a butthole and a vagina. In the dream I was worrying about how I would tell H that he's been sticking it in a butthole all these years. When I woke up I can't say I didn't check, just to make sure.

It could be worse 

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[cabgirl]

I guess this was the wrong thread to open while having lunch... I'll check back later.

[rablissful]

May 4, 2015 13:31:22 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

rablissful, maybe you should cover what holes are for what?

/ded

I hope to God I don't need to cover that.

[adorebel]

All these GoT threads are great and all, but I also just need to say:

[joy]

May 4, 2015 13:21:25 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

May 4, 2015 12:29:30 GMT -5 @emilie818 said:

I had a random and disturbing dream last night where I went to the doctor and found out that the reason I was not KU yet was because I actually had 2 buttholes instead of a butthole and a vagina. In the dream I was worrying about how I would tell H that he's been sticking it in a butthole all these years. When I woke up I can't say I didn't check, just to make sure.

It could be worse

I wish you could see my pensive/confused/horrified/intrigued/questioning face.

[bunnyfungo]

May 4, 2015 13:38:27 GMT -5 joy said:

May 4, 2015 13:21:25 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

It could be worse

I wish you could see my pensive/confused/horrified/intrigued/questioning face.

You can thank reddit for bringing this into our lives. It's the new butt baby.

[nuggetrn]

May 4, 2015 13:21:25 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

May 4, 2015 12:29:30 GMT -5 @emilie818 said:

I had a random and disturbing dream last night where I went to the doctor and found out that the reason I was not KU yet was because I actually had 2 buttholes instead of a butthole and a vagina. In the dream I was worrying about how I would tell H that he's been sticking it in a butthole all these years. When I woke up I can't say I didn't check, just to make sure.

It could be worse

I am far too interested in the logistics of this... and how she went her entire life without realizing something was up, or another one of her doctors figuring this out. More questions than answers.

[nuggetrn]

May 4, 2015 13:38:27 GMT -5 joy said:

May 4, 2015 13:21:25 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

It could be worse

I wish you could see my pensive/confused/horrified/intrigued/questioning face.

This describes me exactly... thank you.

[Deleted]

May 4, 2015 13:32:08 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

I don't get the Star Wars references.

That's because they are talking about Star Trek.


I kid.


ETA: If i'm going to make a joke I should probably proofread.

[joy]

May 4, 2015 13:39:32 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

You can thank reddit for bringing this into our lives. It's the new butt baby.

Bladder baby.

[lilsneezy]

May 4, 2015 13:00:55 GMT -5 joy said:

May 4, 2015 12:49:44 GMT -5 lilsneezy said:

We didn't make it We couldn't get an early enough reservation so we went to Pizzeria Vetri instead. Apparently they're both owned by the same family. But the pizza was amazing! Probably the best I've ever had. We also got a Nutella pizza for dessert which was pretty badass. A little disappointed I missed out on the electronic wine menu at Osteria, but I had an awesome meal anyway so I can't complain!

Yum!  I haven't been to Pizzeria Vetri, but it seems like Steven Starr and Mark Vetri are having a pissing contest now!  Steven Starr opened a fancy pizzeria about two years ago and now Vetri has one.  I didn't realize that Vetri owned more than his namesake restaurant and Osteria.  Maybe Amis is his, too?  They all run together now! 

We considered Vetri's for a hot second for our anniversary tomorrow, but we're doing Abe Froman Fletcher instead.  It's Israeli food, I think?  I hope it's good.

I hope you make it to Osteria another time!  They have another location in Cherry Hill, I think.  I don't know where you are located.

Food in Philly is fun!!

Yep, Ami's is Vetri's too. I'm definitely coming back for Osteria. We usually go to Philly for a little mini trip every summer. It's my favorite city and only a 2 hour drive for us (we live in the Poconos). There's just so much history there (and amazing food), it gives me all the feelz!

Happy anniversary! I hope you two have a lovely night out!

[requiressnacks]

May 4, 2015 13:21:25 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

May 4, 2015 12:29:30 GMT -5 @emilie818 said:

I had a random and disturbing dream last night where I went to the doctor and found out that the reason I was not KU yet was because I actually had 2 buttholes instead of a butthole and a vagina. In the dream I was worrying about how I would tell H that he's been sticking it in a butthole all these years. When I woke up I can't say I didn't check, just to make sure.

It could be worse

[SheilaTheTank]

My biggest question is whether her urethra was always that size or did it get stretched out over time?

This is also why you make sure he puts it in the correct hole!

[SheilaTheTank]

May 4, 2015 13:42:46 GMT -5 joy said:

May 4, 2015 13:39:32 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

You can thank reddit for bringing this into our lives. It's the new butt baby.

Bladder baby.

How did she not constantly have bladder infections and UTIs?

[mrsrexmanning]

May 4, 2015 13:00:55 GMT -5 joy said:

May 4, 2015 12:49:44 GMT -5 lilsneezy said:

We didn't make it We couldn't get an early enough reservation so we went to Pizzeria Vetri instead. Apparently they're both owned by the same family. But the pizza was amazing! Probably the best I've ever had. We also got a Nutella pizza for dessert which was pretty badass. A little disappointed I missed out on the electronic wine menu at Osteria, but I had an awesome meal anyway so I can't complain!

Yum!  I haven't been to Pizzeria Vetri, but it seems like Steven Starr and Mark Vetri are having a pissing contest now!  Steven Starr opened a fancy pizzeria about two years ago and now Vetri has one.  I didn't realize that Vetri owned more than his namesake restaurant and Osteria.  Maybe Amis is his, too?  They all run together now! 

We considered Vetri's for a hot second for our anniversary tomorrow, but we're doing Abe Froman Fletcher instead.  It's Israeli food, I think?  I hope it's good.

I hope you make it to Osteria another time!  They have another location in Cherry Hill, I think.  I don't know where you are located.

Food in Philly is fun!!

Abe Froman....the sausage king of Chicago?

[requiressnacks]

May 4, 2015 13:48:30 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

My biggest question is whether her urethra was always that size or did it get stretched out over time?

This is also why you make sure he puts it in the correct hole!

It must have gotten stretched out, right? Can you imagine how excruciating that must have been?! I can't even....

[diamondsndaisies]

I just got a call from our loan officer and our appraisal came in exactly how we needed it to. We will probably be able to close on our house a little sooner. Whoohooo!

[nuggetrn]

May 4, 2015 13:49:17 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

May 4, 2015 13:42:46 GMT -5 joy said:

Bladder baby.

How did she not constantly have bladder infections and UTIs?

Right?!?! My mind is blown by this... it makes no sense to me.

[nuggetrn]

May 4, 2015 14:00:06 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

May 4, 2015 13:58:49 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

Right?!?! My mind is blown by this... it makes no sense to me.

The first sentence states that the woman had a history of UTI.

Good point... but it amazes me that she didn't have larger issues over the course of fifty years. Issues that would have caused further investigation of her anatomy and some question as to why she was getting UTIs all the time.

So either her doctors were always rather useless or she always had very mild and easily treatable urinary tract issues... This amazes me.

[joy]

May 4, 2015 13:49:38 GMT -5 mrsrexmanning said:

May 4, 2015 13:00:55 GMT -5 joy said:

Yum!  I haven't been to Pizzeria Vetri, but it seems like Steven Starr and Mark Vetri are having a pissing contest now!  Steven Starr opened a fancy pizzeria about two years ago and now Vetri has one.  I didn't realize that Vetri owned more than his namesake restaurant and Osteria.  Maybe Amis is his, too?  They all run together now! 

We considered Vetri's for a hot second for our anniversary tomorrow, but we're doing Abe Froman Fletcher instead.  It's Israeli food, I think?  I hope it's good.

I hope you make it to Osteria another time!  They have another location in Cherry Hill, I think.  I don't know where you are located.

Food in Philly is fun!!

Abe Froman....the sausage king of Chicago?

[becwheat]

May 4, 2015 13:19:14 GMT -5 adorebel said:

May 4, 2015 13:06:34 GMT -5 becwheat said:

I am on Day 4 of the Whole 30 and I am still going through sugar withdrawal. I am not super pleasant right now.

I want an update on this! I kind of want to try it, but also 30 days is so long, haha. We just did a vegan week to "reset" and it felt good, but 7 days of restricted eating =/= 30.

I have done vegan for a 10 days before as well. This is harder IMO. A vegan diet does not exclude wheat/oats/sugar/beans like the Whole 30 does.

I need the detox so badly though. I had reached the weight I was when I was full term pregnant! My blood work came back "normal" but I was at the highest limit of normal for HA1C which means I was teetering on the line of diabetes. Not to mention this may be contributing to my irregular cycles.

Anywho.. it is hard, but it is needed and I am dedicated. I can't take my measurements or weigh myself till the end, but I feel less puffy in general so far. I will keep you all updated! 

[mlgnumbers]

May 4, 2015 13:48:30 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

My biggest question is whether her urethra was always that size or did it get stretched out over time?

This is also why you make sure he puts it in the correct hole!

But, but, but... HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP? I mean, DH accidentally starts heading a millimeter in the wrong direction, and I'm all, "NOPE! Nope, nope, nope." How did it even *fit* the first time? Her husband has got to be the size of a toothpick!

ETA: a millimeter in the wrong direction either way

[SheilaTheTank]

May 4, 2015 14:15:42 GMT -5 mlgnumbers said:

May 4, 2015 13:48:30 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

My biggest question is whether her urethra was always that size or did it get stretched out over time?

This is also why you make sure he puts it in the correct hole!

But, but, but... HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP? I mean, DH accidentally starts heading a millimeter in the wrong direction, and I'm all, "NOPE! Nope, nope, nope." How did it even *fit* the first time? Her husband has got to be the size of a toothpick!

ETA: a millimeter in the wrong direction either way

Where there's a will there's a way?

I mean they must have been really, really horny. 

[notthedroids]

I go to a meeting for 45 minutes and come back to bladder baby. You guys never fail to surprise me. God just thinking about it is putting me in pain!

[thelittleredm]

May 4, 2015 14:15:19 GMT -5 becwheat said:

May 4, 2015 13:19:14 GMT -5 adorebel said:

I want an update on this! I kind of want to try it, but also 30 days is so long, haha. We just did a vegan week to "reset" and it felt good, but 7 days of restricted eating =/= 30.

I have done vegan for a 10 days before as well. This is harder IMO. A vegan diet does not exclude wheat/oats/sugar/beans like the Whole 30 does.

I need the detox so badly though. I had reached the weight I was when I was full term pregnant! My blood work came back "normal" but I was at the highest limit of normal for HA1C which means I was teetering on the line of diabetes. Not to mention this may be contributing to my irregular cycles.

Anywho.. it is hard, but it is needed and I am dedicated. I can't take my measurements or weigh myself till the end, but I feel less puffy in general so far. I will keep you all updated! 

DH and I just finished doing Whole30 last month. The first and last weeks were the hardest but once you start eating normally again, you find you don't want nearly add much of all the stuff you couldn't eat as you thought you would. Our bodies felt great pretty quickly into the detox. I'd definitely make it a once per year thing in my life.

[mlgnumbers]

May 4, 2015 14:17:38 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

May 4, 2015 14:15:42 GMT -5 mlgnumbers said:

But, but, but... HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP? I mean, DH accidentally starts heading a millimeter in the wrong direction, and I'm all, "NOPE! Nope, nope, nope." How did it even *fit* the first time? Her husband has got to be the size of a toothpick!

ETA: a millimeter in the wrong direction either way

Where there's a will there's a way?

I mean they must have been really, really horny. 

I bet she never, ever got horny again.

[icaughtfire]

May 4, 2015 13:29:14 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

May 4, 2015 13:28:25 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

You're welcome.

That post is something I would have expected from icaughtfire

I...what? Noooooooo. My lady parts are hurting just thinking about that.

[mlgnumbers]

May 4, 2015 14:21:49 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

I'm going to a new yoga studio for the first time this evening. I'm nervous, and excited.

My friend keeps trying to get me to try her favorite studio, but I've got tons of anxiety about going to a new place!! 

[bunnyfungo]

May 4, 2015 14:32:07 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

May 4, 2015 13:29:14 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

That post is something I would have expected from icaughtfire

I...what? Noooooooo. My lady parts are hurting just thinking about that.