We. Will. Flame. You.j/k (FFFC)

[thechickencoop]

So I have been very patient TTC but my impatience is growing lately because I cannot WAIT to quit my job and sah again after we have another LO. Well...among other reasons of course lol but man, I really enjoy working but my supervisor has made such a clusterfuck of my department it's driving my bonkers.

[thechickencoop]

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

[thechickencoop]

::talking to myself::


Anyone else awake???

[Ruca]

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

Did it once for DH's birthday because he never had done it... We both agreed never again. 
Tips: lots and lots of lube. 

[summerdonna]

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

I've never tried it and honestly would be a little scared. MH has no interest in it either. I've heard good and bad things so I am of no help!

[Deleted]

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

Go slow, use lube.

[apunicorn]

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

I've tried it a few times and it's not that great. I'd do it again if H had more interest but it seems he's not crazy about it either. The feeling was fine (we used a TON of lube) but I just can't get over the fact that I could essentially poop on his dick. Aaaand I don't really want to do an enema either....

[icaughtfire]

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

Do it. When done correctly it can be very enjoyable.

Start slowly, with toys/fingers, and work your way up to full on anal sex. Use lots SO FUCKING MUCH lube. And again, sloooooowly. Add in a vibrator and hello mind blowing orgasms.

[thechickencoop]

May 22, 2015 7:07:52 GMT -5 Ruca said:

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

Did it once for DH's birthday because he never had done it... We both agreed never again. 
Tips: lots and lots of lube. 

That's my plan. We've 'tried' before but I waved it off way too quickly and I think I'm confident to try again. DH is into it; always has been so I figure after over 10 years might as well.  ::shrug:: 

[icaughtfire]

May 22, 2015 7:13:34 GMT -5 apunicorn said:

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

I've tried it a few times and it's not that great. I'd do it again if H had more interest but it seems he's not crazy about it either. The feeling was fine (we used a TON of lube) but I just can't get over the fact that I could essentially poop on his dick. Aaaand I don't really want to do an enema either....

If you're pooping on his dick you are for sure doing it wrong.

[apunicorn]

May 22, 2015 7:15:35 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

May 22, 2015 7:13:34 GMT -5 apunicorn said:

I've tried it a few times and it's not that great. I'd do it again if H had more interest but it seems he's not crazy about it either. The feeling was fine (we used a TON of lube) but I just can't get over the fact that I could essentially poop on his dick. Aaaand I don't really want to do an enema either....

If you're pooping on his dick you are for sure doing it wrong.

BUT WHAT IF

[thechickencoop]

May 22, 2015 7:14:55 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

Do it. When done correctly it can be very enjoyable.

Start slowly, with toys/fingers, and work your way up to full on anal sex. Use lots SO FUCKING MUCH lube. And again, sloooooowly. Add in a vibrator and hello mind blowing orgasms.

Lol see...here's the spirit!

[summerdonna]

I cut some of my finger nails this morning at work. I'm pretty sure no one else was in the office though.

[thechickencoop]

May 22, 2015 7:17:16 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I cut some of my finger nails this morning at work. I'm pretty sure no one else was in the office though.

::cringe::

Let's not do this one again.

[icaughtfire]

May 22, 2015 7:16:20 GMT -5 apunicorn said:

May 22, 2015 7:15:35 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

If you're pooping on his dick you are for sure doing it wrong.

BUT WHAT IF

Meh. Shit happens...










(I've never pooped on my husband)

[summerdonna]

May 22, 2015 7:18:42 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

May 22, 2015 7:17:16 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I cut some of my finger nails this morning at work. I'm pretty sure no one else was in the office though.

::cringe::

Let's not do this one again.

LOL sorry. Couldn't think of anything else.

[thechickencoop]

Dude @pineappleoranges, you started it. Give us something good.

[Deleted]

May 22, 2015 7:16:20 GMT -5 apunicorn said:

May 22, 2015 7:15:35 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

If you're pooping on his dick you are for sure doing it wrong.

BUT WHAT IF

The only way you are going to poop on his dick is if you have severe diarrhea already, and you probably shouldn't have picked that day to try out a new sex position.

[singingsea]

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

Alcohol.

Edit: The best orgasms I've ever had have involved anal play.

[mazzola23]

May 22, 2015 7:12:48 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

Go slow, use lube.

Yes, that

[mrsjene]

May 22, 2015 7:14:55 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

Do it. When done correctly it can be very enjoyable.

Start slowly, with toys/fingers, and work your way up to full on anal sex. Use lots SO FUCKING MUCH lube. And again, sloooooowly. Add in a vibrator and hello mind blowing orgasms.

All of this, especially the last sentence.

Edit: one thing that helped me was telling H that I set the pace.

[Deleted]

May 22, 2015 7:23:56 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

May 22, 2015 7:16:20 GMT -5 apunicorn said:

BUT WHAT IF

The only way you are going to poop on his dick is if you have severe diarrhea already, and you probably shouldn't have picked that day to try out a new sex position.

MH has had poop on his dick when pulling out after anal. It wasn't a lot but there was no way for me to prevent it. He was a good sport though and wants to go again. I, however, can't get over the endlessly pooping feeling while doing it.

[mrsjene]

@rutherily Do you only come out on Fridays?

[Deleted]

May 22, 2015 7:36:52 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

@rutherily Do you only come out of Fridays?

No, especially because I don't have a confession. Just wanted people to know poop on dick can happen. Fo shizzle.

[icaughtfire]

May 22, 2015 7:26:17 GMT -5 singingsea said:

May 22, 2015 7:04:18 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Sooooo....anal sex.


Thinking about giving it an honest try. Any thoughts, tips?

Alcohol.

Edit: The best orgasms I've ever had have involved anal play.

Agree, alcohol makes all sex better, anal or otherwise. Don't get sloppy drunk but get a good buzz going.

[mustloveerica]

Re alcohol and sex:

DH always says he prefers sex when I'm drunk....it actually makes me feel really bad.

[Deleted]

May 22, 2015 7:38:11 GMT -5 @rutherily said:

May 22, 2015 7:36:52 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

@rutherily Do you only come out of Fridays?

No, especially because I don't have a confession. Just wanted people to know poop on dick can happen. Fo shizzle.

One way to prevent this is to make sure you have gone to the bathroom beforehand. Also don't recommend immediately after a meal.

[mrsjene]

May 22, 2015 7:42:01 GMT -5 mustloveerica said:

Re alcohol and sex:

DH always says he prefers sex when I'm drunk....it actually makes me feel really bad.

H says the opposite about me. I'm sloppy when I'm drunk.

[icaughtfire]

May 22, 2015 7:35:01 GMT -5 @rutherily said:

May 22, 2015 7:23:56 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

The only way you are going to poop on his dick is if you have severe diarrhea already, and you probably shouldn't have picked that day to try out a new sex position.

MH has had poop on his dick when pulling out after anal. It wasn't a lot but there was no way for me to prevent it. He was a good sport though and wants to go again. I, however, can't get over the endlessly pooping feeling while doing it.

I feel like this would happen if you had to poop before you started.

[renbee]

May 22, 2015 7:35:01 GMT -5 @rutherily said:

May 22, 2015 7:23:56 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

The only way you are going to poop on his dick is if you have severe diarrhea already, and you probably shouldn't have picked that day to try out a new sex position.

MH has had poop on his dick when pulling out after anal. It wasn't a lot but there was no way for me to prevent it. He was a good sport though and wants to go again. I, however, can't get over the endlessly pooping feeling while doing it.