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I had an ex who waited a LONG way into our relationship to confess he liked being peed on in the shower. I gently refused. I didn't want to make him feel like a fuckup, but nerp.
I watched this Sex and the City episode last night.
Oh, Roger.
FFFC: I'm Carrie Bradshaw and I don't want to pee on anyone.
You guys are sharing too much with YH. Bodily functions are off the table for me. As far as MH is concerned I don't even poop.
3 days into dating and I farted in front of him. He claims I said get over it.
I don't remember, but sounds like something I would say. I have a very sensitive stomach. He's seen me make a sudden bolt to the bathroom a billion times.
Post by mynameiscarrie on May 22, 2015 11:21:49 GMT -5
DH and I don't poop in front of each other, but every once in a while, we'll send emoji or character messages describing the nature of a particularly epic poop. Not every poop, that would just be too much, but if it's really big or has a funny shape, it gets recreated in emoji/special character form.
You guys are sharing too much with YH. Bodily functions are off the table for me. As far as MH is concerned I don't even poop.
I peed in front of H before we ever even started dating, so that was no secret. We definitely don't poop in front of each other because gross, but farting? Oh yeah, lots of that. We're like 12 year old boys in our relationship.
We pee in front of each other. No to both pooping and farting though. Well, I don't fart in front of him. It doesn't bother him to let loose lol.
I pee in the shower all the time, regardless of whether or not DH is in the shower with me. Urine is sterile (unless you have a UTI), so there's no harm and the water washes it away immediately.
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DH and I don't poop in front of each other, but every once in a while, we'll send emoji or character messages describing the nature of a particularly epic poop. Not every poop, that would just be too much, but if it's really big or has a funny shape, it gets recreated in emoji/special character form.
On a related note, summerdonna, watch MAD MEN. It's the tits. (The first 3 episodes sometimes turn people off, but stick with it. Best show ever.)
I pee in the shower all the time, regardless of whether or not DH is in the shower with me. Urine is sterile (unless you have a UTI), so there's no harm and the water washes it away immediately.
Get out of here with your logic and medical facts.
I pee in the shower all the time, regardless of whether or not DH is in the shower with me. Urine is sterile (unless you have a UTI), so there's no harm and the water washes it away immediately.
Oh, I'm well aware, but still no. We have a place for peeing and a place for showering. I do not believe in mixing the two unless absolutely necessary.
Like, when there's a mouse in your bathroom and you're scared of it so you pee in the shower so the mouse "cannot get you."
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You didn't deny involvement with oral, so you still fit in.
Oral's fine. Him, not me. I actually hate oral on me. Yeah, that's a good confession.
+1. I can never get into it without wanting to laugh. My husband has given up trying- the first few years of our relationship he was convinced he could find a method I'd like. 8 years later...still don't like it!
I pee in the shower all the time, regardless of whether or not DH is in the shower with me. Urine is sterile (unless you have a UTI), so there's no harm and the water washes it away immediately.
Oh, I'm well aware, but still no. We have a place for peeing and a place for showering. I do not believe in mixing the two unless absolutely necessary.
Like, when there's a mouse in your bathroom and you're scared of it so you pee in the shower so the mouse "cannot get you."
Did this actually happen to you? Because I'm laughing at the mental image of joy crouching in the shower and peeing in terror.
Oh, I'm well aware, but still no. We have a place for peeing and a place for showering. I do not believe in mixing the two unless absolutely necessary.
Like, when there's a mouse in your bathroom and you're scared of it so you pee in the shower so the mouse "cannot get you."
Did this actually happen to you? Because I'm laughing at the mental image of joy crouching in the shower and peeing in terror.
I will neither confirm nor deny that I called my property management as a terrified 24 year old with mice running around her bathroom.
I also will never admit to building a barricade from my bathroom to the rest of my apartment with my trunk and some well placed trashbags.
This isn't directed at you, but I hate this reasoning.
My husband is fine at it. It's just not my style. Too soft. I prefer fingers.
I actually hit send too fast because I got a phone call.
He does something with his technique that is very different from other people. It used be very uncomfortable for me. TBH, I still do prefer fingers or sex.
Post by bunnyfungo on May 22, 2015 11:43:30 GMT -5
Speaking of being terrified of animals in the house...
We once had a bat get stuck in our apartment. I ran screaming with DD to hide in the bedroom, but it followed us in!! It was flying around all crazy and kept diving close to us. I totally booked it out of the room covering my head with my arms. I just left DD in there all alone. I'm the worst. So then I had to run back in there and get her. Then I shut the bedroom door and went and sat in the car until DH got home and captured and released it.
I pee in the shower all the time, regardless of whether or not DH is in the shower with me. Urine is sterile (unless you have a UTI), so there's no harm and the water washes it away immediately.
Oh, I'm well aware, but still no. We have a place for peeing and a place for showering. I do not believe in mixing the two unless absolutely necessary.
Like, when there's a mouse in your bathroom and you're scared of it so you pee in the shower so the mouse "cannot get you."
Speaking of being terrified of animals in the house...
We once had a bat get stuck in our apartment. I ran screaming with DD to hide in the bedroom, but it followed us in!! It was flying around all crazy and kept diving close to us. I totally booked it out of the room covering my head with my arms. I just left DD in there all alone. I'm the worst. So then I had to run back in there and get her. Then I shut the bedroom door and went and sat in the car until DH got home and captured and released it.
First you allow your kid to possibly die by letting her swing on the playground, then you leave a kid alone with wild animals? You are horrible, GAWD.
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I don't flush every time I pee (at home!). It's such a waste of water.
I do the same and my family thinks I'm gross. I really don't see the point though! Especially in the master bathroom when I'm the only one that ever uses it (my husband uses another bathroom most of the time) When it's just pee in the toilet with just a tiny bit of toilet paper, why bother flushing every time?
I don't flush every time I pee (at home!). It's such a waste of water.
H's family does this. They especially encourage it with the kiddos. But there's not much more disgusting than walking into the bathroom at a family event to find a toilet full of pee that has been "mellowing" for a few hours. No thanks. I flush every time and if H doesn't flush every time I yell at him and refuse to use the bathroom until he flushes.
I don't flush every time I pee (at home!). It's such a waste of water.
H's family does this. They especially encourage it with the kiddos. But there's not much more disgusting than walking into the bathroom at a family event to find a toilet full of pee that has been "mellowing" for a few hours. No thanks. I flush every time and if H doesn't flush every time I yell at him and refuse to use the bathroom until he flushes.
Yup. I grew up in a "mellow" house. Slowly traumatized me. I won't even go into a stall at a public bathroom that has pee in the toilet. No. Just No! Get a low flow toilet if you are that worried about ruining the environment.
I don't flush every time I pee (at home!). It's such a waste of water.
Ha! I was just coming here to post this same thing.
But I will say if we ever had guests, even family, we would flush! I would be horrified if someone outside of our home came to use our bathroom and saw a bowl full of pee. And in public restrooms I won't use stalls that have pee in them.
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