I pee in the shower but not in front of my H. We have a closed door policy in our house haha. H had always wanted anal but that's a no go. Especially now that I have issues after DD. On that topic...h and I went to prom together our senior year. On the bus trip down one of his drunk teammates shouted out loud how's it going convincing M to do anal?? Omg I was so mortified.
I don't flush every time I pee (at home!). It's such a waste of water.
H's family does this. They especially encourage it with the kiddos. But there's not much more disgusting than walking into the bathroom at a family event to find a toilet full of pee that has been "mellowing" for a few hours. No thanks. I flush every time and if H doesn't flush every time I yell at him and refuse to use the bathroom until he flushes.
I had an aunt that kept a sign on her toilet that read:
"In the land of fun and sun, we don't flush for #1" (they lived in a warm climate)
You didn't deny involvement with oral, so you still fit in.
Oral's fine. Him, not me. I actually hate oral on me. Yeah, that's a good confession.
Ok, here I am, reading along, completely baffled by you people who pee and poop and fart and all kinds of weird shit with your husbands, thinking, man, joy and I see eye to eye.
Then this happened. Nope. Nope nope nope.
For the record, I do not want to know if H pees, poops, or farts. We close the bathroom door and nothing that happens behind it is known to the other.
Post by samanthasays on May 22, 2015 12:51:56 GMT -5
H is going away with friends for the weekend. I refuse to wash his clothes or our sheets when he is travelling in case something happens to him. I want to have his smell still. I know it's super morbid, but can you imagine losing your husband and not having anything in the house that still smelled like him?
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H is going away with friends for the weekend. I refuse to wash his clothes or our sheets when he is travelling in case something happens to him. I want to have his smell still. I know it's super morbid, but can you imagine losing your husband and not having anything in the house that still smelled like him?
MH uses cologne.... So I can still smell *him* if anything were to happen.... Also I can't stand having gross sheets or lots of dirty clothes.
H is going away with friends for the weekend. I refuse to wash his clothes or our sheets when he is travelling in case something happens to him. I want to have his smell still. I know it's super morbid, but can you imagine losing your husband and not having anything in the house that still smelled like him?
My husband's clothes still smell like him even when they're clean? Andplusalso he wears cologne so that's what he smells like. To each their own I guess.
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H is going away with friends for the weekend. I refuse to wash his clothes or our sheets when he is travelling in case something happens to him. I want to have his smell still. I know it's super morbid, but can you imagine losing your husband and not having anything in the house that still smelled like him?
MH uses cologne.... So I can still smell *him* if anything were to happen.... Also I can't stand having gross sheets or lots of dirty clothes.
That's probably it, H doesn't wear cologne. When I was younger a family friend lost their son and the mom would smell his clothes to remember his smell. That has stuck with me for 20 years and now it is like a weird tick. I have to have dirty laundry of his when he travels.
It feels super weird to "say" it out loud. Looks like my dog isnt the only one with separation anxiety!
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H is going away with friends for the weekend. I refuse to wash his clothes or our sheets when he is travelling in case something happens to him. I want to have his smell still. I know it's super morbid, but can you imagine losing your husband and not having anything in the house that still smelled like him?
Well, shit. I had never thought of it before!
H just smells like his deodorant, though. So I guess I am safe.
Plus his blanket smells AWFUL. I am washing that thing.
H is going away with friends for the weekend. I refuse to wash his clothes or our sheets when he is travelling in case something happens to him. I want to have his smell still. I know it's super morbid, but can you imagine losing your husband and not having anything in the house that still smelled like him?
My husband's clothes still smell like him even when they're clean? Andplusalso he wears cologne so that's what he smells like. To each their own I guess.
My mom told me the other day she wishes she'd thought to place one of my dad's old shirts in a ziploc bag so she could do this. I had no response for that since my dad always sweat profusely. I love my dad dearly but I'll skip the smelly clothes and keep my pictures and stupid little toys he always had on his desk.
H is going away with friends for the weekend. I refuse to wash his clothes or our sheets when he is travelling in case something happens to him. I want to have his smell still. I know it's super morbid, but can you imagine losing your husband and not having anything in the house that still smelled like him?
I'll admit, sometimes my mind goes there. But I wouldn't hold off on washing any of our stuff because I'm 99.9% sure he's always going to come home safely.
Post by wanderingheart on May 22, 2015 13:20:28 GMT -5
Since we're all discussing bodily functions...
I just stopped at a gas station to pee. I had to go so badly, I didn't even check to make sure there was toilet paper. I used a pad from my purse to pat myself dry. #shakeitoff #resourceful #desperatetimes
I only started dating my H because he smelled good. True story.
We had been friends for a while, and I was almost negatively attracted to him. (major friend zoning)
Well, I bought a new tent and he came over to help me set it up. Once it was up, we both got in and laid in it to see how roomy it was. The entire tent filled with this amazing, manly, intoxicating smell, and I wanted to jump his bones. We started dating soon after.
I just stopped at a gas station to pee. I had to go so badly, I didn't even check to make sure there was toilet paper. I used a pad from my purse to pat myself dry. #shakeitoff #resourceful #desperatetimes
That was really smart. I probably wouldn't have thought of that.
MH uses cologne.... So I can still smell *him* if anything were to happen.... Also I can't stand having gross sheets or lots of dirty clothes.
That's probably it, H doesn't wear cologne. When I was younger a family friend lost their son and the mom would smell his clothes to remember his smell. That has stuck with me for 20 years and now it is like a weird tick. I have to have dirty laundry of his when he travels.
It feels super weird to "say" it out loud. Looks like my dog isnt the only one with separation anxiety!
I don't do all DH's clothes. I usually put aside 2 shirts and do the rest of his laundry. I usually pick shirts he wore but not while he was working on something. I put them on my Build a bear toothless to smell him for the month he's gone! Dh doesn't wear cologne either. To add to it...
FFFC: I use DH's pillow when he goes to work! It smells like him and keeps mine fluffier longer.
I just stopped at a gas station to pee. I had to go so badly, I didn't even check to make sure there was toilet paper. I used a pad from my purse to pat myself dry. #shakeitoff #resourceful #desperatetimes
I just stopped at a gas station to pee. I had to go so badly, I didn't even check to make sure there was toilet paper. I used a pad from my purse to pat myself dry. #shakeitoff #resourceful #desperatetimes
That was really smart. I probably wouldn't have thought of that.
#dripdry
Well what else would you do if you had to pee outdoors? I've had a pee outsides on hikes and whatnot without TP. I guess it would be extra uncomfortable if you were going commando.
That's probably it, H doesn't wear cologne. When I was younger a family friend lost their son and the mom would smell his clothes to remember his smell. That has stuck with me for 20 years and now it is like a weird tick. I have to have dirty laundry of his when he travels.
It feels super weird to "say" it out loud. Looks like my dog isnt the only one with separation anxiety!
I don't do all DH's clothes. I usually put aside 2 shirts and do the rest of his laundry. I usually pick shirts he wore but not while he was working on something. I put them on my Build a bear toothless to smell him for the month he's gone! Dh doesn't wear cologne either. To add to it...
FFFC: I use DH's pillow when he goes to work! It smells like him and keeps mine fluffier longer.
Can you elaborate on the build a bear? Does he live in your bed? Is he toothless?
That was really smart. I probably wouldn't have thought of that.
#dripdry
Well what else would you do if you had to pee outdoors? I've had a pee outsides on hikes and whatnot without TP. I guess it would be extra uncomfortable if you were going commando.
I learned the art of dripdry at frat parties in college. Frat house + urinals + lots of free beer = no toilet paper and desperate need of toilet paper.
Post by easilyunamused on May 22, 2015 13:35:10 GMT -5
Speaking of peeing, I had a coworker once forgot to take her underwear off when she used the bathroom. She was half drunk/hungover and said she had to rip them off because she didn't have time to take off her shoes and pants. Lol we were servers and on a time crunch.
MH uses cologne.... So I can still smell *him* if anything were to happen.... Also I can't stand having gross sheets or lots of dirty clothes.
That's probably it, H doesn't wear cologne. When I was younger a family friend lost their son and the mom would smell his clothes to remember his smell. That has stuck with me for 20 years and now it is like a weird tick. I have to have dirty laundry of his when he travels.
It feels super weird to "say" it out loud. Looks like my dog isnt the only one with separation anxiety!
DH's brother died a couple months ago. I cleaned out his room and kept a bunch of shirts that I will wash (numerous times because he smoked) to make one of those tshirt quilts. MIL wanted one specific shirt and asked me not to wash it so she could always smell him.
I don't do all DH's clothes. I usually put aside 2 shirts and do the rest of his laundry. I usually pick shirts he wore but not while he was working on something. I put them on my Build a bear toothless to smell him for the month he's gone! Dh doesn't wear cologne either. To add to it...
FFFC: I use DH's pillow when he goes to work! It smells like him and keeps mine fluffier longer.
Can you elaborate on the build a bear? Does he live in your bed? Is he toothless?
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