Post by easilyunamused on Oct 30, 2015 17:58:16 GMT -5
This FFFC was pure gold. Literally laughing so hard.
I remember once when I was about 8 we went camping in the woods. I didn't really know where to poop and I was embarrassed to ask my mom so I pooped in my tent into a paper bag. I just threw it away with the rest of the garbage.
Post by BurritosAtEveryMeal on Oct 30, 2015 18:27:48 GMT -5
I can't. Stop. Laughing.
When I was a kid, I had a dream that I was on the toilet. I woke up immediately, covered in poo. I remember it vividly and thank God for my mother. She cleaned it up while I showered in the middle of the night.
I've also puked on someone's head before, while they were driving qnd I was sitting in the back seat. She wasn't impressed. We're not friends anymore, but that's not why lol.
Post by teachermomtobe on Oct 30, 2015 18:56:01 GMT -5
Laughing so hard there are real tears over here! Might as well join in:
Summer after HS graduation some friends and I decided we would get drunk for the first time. Drank a jug of cheap red wine and then my bf showed up (he was our ride that night) and we were trashed. He knew he couldn't bring me home yet so he drove me around with my friends getting coffee and walking at the beach to try and sober us up. At the beach I told him I had to go to the bathroom. Like now. He didn't listen so I just shit my pants. He then realized I was more than he could handle in my drunk state so he called my parents and took me home. My parents knew what happened. I got in the bathtub and tried to clean my pants but gave up. They were cleaned the next morning when I woke up. My parents are saints.
Also, had an almost bad experiene post Chinese food. DH and I left a restaurant a mile or so from his parents. On the way home my stomach made it clear there was a dire situation occuring. DH drove as fast as he could. His parents have 1 bathroom and 4 people who love spending an exorbitant amout of time in there. All I could do was pray it was empty. Fortunately it was empty, unfortunately everyone heard I'm sure.
When I am in a bathroom where someone can hear the plop, I hold toilet paper up and catch my poop and then drop gently drop it into the toilet.
Yup.
This is hilarious and disgusting! I'll never understand why people care about other people hearing their plops. Do not care enough to risk getting poopy toilet paper hands!! Haha
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
So, I haven't read any of the thread yet, but I need to share a vacation confession.
We just got back to the states from a stay at an all inclusive resort in Punta Cana. This resort had a ton of pools, and we routinely would pool hop. One day we ended up at a pool with jets in seating areas. We then got a few too many drinks in us and had sex surrounded by the jets. Oh, and there was a couple in the next jet area roughly 5 feet away. Whoopsies.
Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
So, I haven't read any of the thread yet, but I need to share a vacation confession.
We just got back to the states from a stay at an all inclusive resort in Punta Cana. This resort had a ton of pools, and we routinely would pool hop. One day we ended up at a pool with jets in seating areas. We then got a few too many drinks in us and had sex surrounded by the jets. Oh, and there was a couple in the next jet area roughly 5 feet away. Whoopsies.
That's hawt....and a little gross. But I bet it happens quite a bit at the AI resorts!!!!
Oh, and I'll sum up this thread - a lot of people on GKU have shit their pants. And some people like to dissect their poop to make it more easily flushable.
So, I haven't read any of the thread yet, but I need to share a vacation confession.
We just got back to the states from a stay at an all inclusive resort in Punta Cana. This resort had a ton of pools, and we routinely would pool hop. One day we ended up at a pool with jets in seating areas. We then got a few too many drinks in us and had sex surrounded by the jets. Oh, and there was a couple in the next jet area roughly 5 feet away. Whoopsies.
But did you poop in the pool?
Nope, but I probably peed in every pool we visited at least once. And in the ocean several times, even when we were snorkeling with sharks.
Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
So, I haven't read any of the thread yet, but I need to share a vacation confession.
We just got back to the states from a stay at an all inclusive resort in Punta Cana. This resort had a ton of pools, and we routinely would pool hop. One day we ended up at a pool with jets in seating areas. We then got a few too many drinks in us and had sex surrounded by the jets. Oh, and there was a couple in the next jet area roughly 5 feet away. Whoopsies.
That's hawt....and a little gross. But I bet it happens quite a bit at the AI resorts!!!!
Oh, and I'll sum up this thread - a lot of people on GKU have shit their pants. And some people like to dissect their poop to make it more easily flushable.
Meh. That's what chlorine is for. It was probably the most risqué thing I've ever done (not much of a risk taker). No regret here.
And this thread is awesome. We're currently stuck at the airport on a long layover and this is helping pass the time really well.
Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
So, I haven't read any of the thread yet, but I need to share a vacation confession.
We just got back to the states from a stay at an all inclusive resort in Punta Cana. This resort had a ton of pools, and we routinely would pool hop. One day we ended up at a pool with jets in seating areas. We then got a few too many drinks in us and had sex surrounded by the jets. Oh, and there was a couple in the next jet area roughly 5 feet away. Whoopsies.
That's hawt....and a little gross. But I bet it happens quite a bit at the AI resorts!!!!
Oh, and I'll sum up this thread - a lot of people on GKU have shit their pants. And some people like to dissect their poop to make it more easily flushable.
No one likes to do it, and it was only one person.
That's hawt....and a little gross. But I bet it happens quite a bit at the AI resorts!!!!
Oh, and I'll sum up this thread - a lot of people on GKU have shit their pants. And some people like to dissect their poop to make it more easily flushable.
Meh. That's what chlorine is for. It was probably the most risqué thing I've ever done (not much of a risk taker). No regret here.
And this thread is awesome. We're currently stuck at the airport on a long layover and this is helping pass the time really well.
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