Post by ttcminicofer on Jan 30, 2015 12:10:45 GMT -5
FFFC: last night I mopped the floors and heard a cat fight outside. I panicked and ran down the hall and slid on the floors, slammed into the wall and put a nice bruise on my leg. I broke up the cat fight and shortly after SO asked me what all the commotion was (he was in the shower) and I told him the dogs must have been rough housing. I really didn't want to admit how ridiculous I looked sliding down the hall.
FFFC: I just drove the 5 minutes home from work to poop. I told everyone I had a call I needed to take in private, but really I just have bathroom anxiety.
I have no shame. I have the same bathroom time every day. If someone doesn't like the way I smell, too damn bad! Everyone shits.
But this did make me laugh out loud!
Well if anyone has anxiety about stinking up the bathroom at work, let me introduce you to something...
FFFC: I am having my family over for the superbowl. One of the food items I am making is meatball subs. Normally I have to go buy beef instead of just using the venison that I have because my mother won't eat it. Everyone in my family will eat venison except my mother because she thinks it doesn't taste good (though I have no memory of her ever trying venison). And she has no problem telling you even without trying the food that it tastes bad. So this year, instead of buying beef I am using the damn venison. And if she asks, it's beef.
Venison is delicious. She won't know the difference!
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Post by GoBigOrGoGnome on Jan 30, 2015 12:15:20 GMT -5
So, this weekend for the Super Bowl I'm serving sausage balls, chicken wings, melty Velveeta dip, chips, salsa, something sweet for dessert, and an assortment of booze.
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That stuff is awesome! It actually works, so much better than the other sprays. We bought a bunch for family at christmas and slowly started getting texts in the following weeks saying "wow, the poopourri works!"
"Santa" put that in my husband's stocking and it is a gift from the gods!
Post by mainewifey on Jan 30, 2015 12:17:06 GMT -5
I had planned on leaving early today, but didn't tell anyone here. I did come in super early this morning. Co-worker just called to tell me that he's bringing me lunch, and I still plan on dining and dashing. I only feel a little bad.
I have another one, and this is super embarassing. 2 years ago, I broke my finger during a fall down the stairs. I told my family and H that I slipped on the stairs while bringing down some laundry. Truth: I had gotten a call offering me a job, I was so excited and no one else was home. I ran down the stairs to tell Cooper (yes, the cat) and fell. I am a loser!! Lol
I broke my big toe five years ago running down some stairs, drunk, and my weiner dog got under me and to avoid her I jumped a step and slammed my toe on the next step. I know the pain and embarrassment you felt lol
That stuff is awesome! It actually works, so much better than the other sprays. We bought a bunch for family at christmas and slowly started getting texts in the following weeks saying "wow, the poopourri works!"
I'm going to have to buy some of this then.
TMI: Last night my husband was using the back restroom (read: far from the living room), and you'd have sworn he was right in the room with you. It. was. awful.
My best friend is getting married next year, she found a dress she absolutely loves and sent me a picture of it. My FFFC, I absolutely hate the dress.
Well now I need to see this dress or one that is very close.
Seconded! Dying to see the dress or a similar one. I try to restrain myself from watching TLC wedding shows (because black-hole-of-time-suckery), so this can give me my wedding drama fix.
That sounds a lot like mine and my husband's wardrobes, but throw in some gaming shirts as well as the comic/Disney items. There are so many places I could blame this on, but TeeFury and Ript Apparel are the main culprits.
I have banned myself from looking at that site. It's just too dangerous.
Tee Fury & SharkRobot will be my bankruptcy downfall. I can not longer trust myself to just browse anymore.
I have another one, and this is super embarassing. 2 years ago, I broke my finger during a fall down the stairs. I told my family and H that I slipped on the stairs while bringing down some laundry. Truth: I had gotten a call offering me a job, I was so excited and no one else was home. I ran down the stairs to tell Cooper (yes, the cat) and fell. I am a loser!! Lol
Post by kawaiikitsune on Jan 30, 2015 12:40:19 GMT -5
I am full of confessions today but this is my last one (hopefully) :
MH and I got take-out last night and there was a Post-It with our order info on the top box. I immediately thought "Uh-oh, was I a bitch on the phone when I ordered?" I spend way too much time on TD & PB.
I just ordered Jimmy Johns for lunch. This is the second time this week. No shame.
I tried Jimmy Johns the other day, and I just wasn't impressed. I mean, it was okay, but not something I'd want everyday. I got the veggie sandwich with sprouts. Any better suggestions?
I just ordered Jimmy Johns for lunch. This is the second time this week. No shame.
I tried Jimmy Johns the other day, and I just wasn't impressed. I mean, it was okay, but not something I'd want everyday. I got the veggie sandwich with sprouts. Any better suggestions?
I broke my big toe five years ago running down some stairs, drunk, and my weiner dog got under me and to avoid her I jumped a step and slammed my toe on the next step. I know the pain and embarrassment you felt lol
A couple years ago our two 35lb dogs pulled H down like 3 exterior brick stairs while trying to chase a squirrel or something. He still has a nasty looking scar on the top of his foot, and parts of it are still a little numb. We tried to come up with a less lame story, but were unsuccessful.
Since we're doing these... A few years ago I was asleep before DH and my pug was snuggled up beside me on top of the covers, but he usually sleeps under by my stomach. So DH decided to sweetly pick him up and put him under the covers for a better snuggle.
Pug startled awake, jumped out of dh's arms and landed on my face. I woke up screaming in pain and bleeding because his claw hit just the right spot and cut the crap out of my face. DH was just saying "OMG OMG OMG OMG" over and over again.
I then had to walk around with a black eye and a cut on my face for like a week - looking like a would-be badass, but when people would stare or ask "OMG what happened?!" I would always say "I took a pug to the face."
Thank you all so much. It really means a lot to me to able to share this with you without fear of being judged or reprimanded, which is undoubtedly what would happen with DH. He has the best intentions, but he doesn't express himself the right way, and it coms across as very hurtful and really impacts me mentally, not to mention our marriage and our child. This was not as big of a problem before DD was born, because now the brunt of our arguments are about me being a bad mom. Like I said, these are all issues that I bring up both in individual and couples therapy. I just know we HAVE to do it for our baby (and ourselves), and future kids.
I don't want to be "that person" & I'm very sorry for the situation that you're in but...if having a child has caused a strain in your marriage to the point that you've sought out couples therapy, do you & your husband think TFAS is a good plan right now?
Yes, I understand where you are coming from, and we are discussing this openly at therapy. Although it would incredibly hard for both DH and me to stop the TTC process, I would do as professionally/medically recommended.
I have another one, and this is super embarassing. 2 years ago, I broke my finger during a fall down the stairs. I told my family and H that I slipped on the stairs while bringing down some laundry. Truth: I had gotten a call offering me a job, I was so excited and no one else was home. I ran down the stairs to tell Cooper (yes, the cat) and fell. I am a loser!! Lol
Don't feel bad I'd do the exact same thing. Cat first then husband. lol
Post by thechickencoop on Jan 30, 2015 12:50:47 GMT -5
Are Jimmy John's nationwide? I'd never heard of them before Monday when my Supervisor ordered lunch for me from there as a 'welcome back' (uh, fuck yea free food!). I got...the Beach Sandwich? It had turkey, avocado, sprouts, umm...some other stuff I'm sure. It was good!
A couple years ago our two 35lb dogs pulled H down like 3 exterior brick stairs while trying to chase a squirrel or something. He still has a nasty looking scar on the top of his foot, and parts of it are still a little numb. We tried to come up with a less lame story, but were unsuccessful.
Since we're doing these... A few years ago I was asleep before DH and my pug was snuggled up beside me on top of the covers, but he usually sleeps under by my stomach. So DH decided to sweetly pick him up and put him under the covers for a better snuggle.
Pug startled awake, jumped out of dh's arms and landed on my face. I woke up screaming in pain and bleeding because his claw hit just the right spot and cut the crap out of my face. DH was just saying "OMG OMG OMG OMG" over and over again.
I then had to walk around with a black eye and a cut on my face for like a week - looking like a would-be badass, but when people would stare or ask "OMG what happened?!" I would always say "I took a pug to the face."
Hey I'll do one too! When I was 7 I was running one way, my dog was running the opposite way, I tripped over him and broke my leg on a tree root that was sticking up. This was at the end of the school year so I had the pleasure of wearing a full leg cast all.summer.
I just ordered Jimmy Johns for lunch. This is the second time this week. No shame.
I tried Jimmy Johns the other day, and I just wasn't impressed. I mean, it was okay, but not something I'd want everyday. I got the veggie sandwich with sprouts. Any better suggestions?
#4 Turkey Tom with no cucumbers. Salt & Vinegar chips and a whole pickle.
I tried Jimmy Johns the other day, and I just wasn't impressed. I mean, it was okay, but not something I'd want everyday. I got the veggie sandwich with sprouts. Any better suggestions?
Which Wich.
Aw, now I'm sad. We don't have Which Wiches here. I used to go at least twice a trip when I was going back and forth to Nashville for work.
FFFC: I walk 3 times a week with someone from my neighborhood. It's nice to have someone to walk with and knowing that I'm "letting her down" by cancelling helps keep me from doing so. Today, I'm genuinely considering cancelling on her because she posted something yesterday on Facebook about her "life being in shambles" and I'm dreading listening to her tell me all about it while we walk.
I just ordered Jimmy Johns for lunch. This is the second time this week. No shame.
I tried Jimmy Johns the other day, and I just wasn't impressed. I mean, it was okay, but not something I'd want everyday. I got the veggie sandwich with sprouts. Any better suggestions?
Smash - get what I always get (if you like the things that go on it), the #12 Beach Club. It's amazeballs. thechickencoop it's what you had. LOVE IT. Although, I get no mayo because yuck. (FFFC/UO?) www.jimmyjohns.com/menu/#/clubs/beach-club/
I tried Jimmy Johns the other day, and I just wasn't impressed. I mean, it was okay, but not something I'd want everyday. I got the veggie sandwich with sprouts. Any better suggestions?
#4 Turkey Tom with no cucumbers. Salt & Vinegar chips and a whole pickle.
Just saying.
My lunch time plans have suddenly changed to JJ's.
I tried Jimmy Johns the other day, and I just wasn't impressed. I mean, it was okay, but not something I'd want everyday. I got the veggie sandwich with sprouts. Any better suggestions?
Which Wich.
Ahhh, the thanksgiving sub there is my kryptonite. So good!
I tried Jimmy Johns the other day, and I just wasn't impressed. I mean, it was okay, but not something I'd want everyday. I got the veggie sandwich with sprouts. Any better suggestions?
Smash - get what I always get (if you like the things that go on it), the #12 Beach Club. It's amazeballs. thechickencoop it's what you had. LOVE IT. Although, I get no mayo because yuck. (FFFC/UO?) www.jimmyjohns.com/menu/#/clubs/beach-club/
That looks gooood! I would definitely add the sprouts to it. I don't know if it's because they aren't served very frequently in my area or what, but when I have a chance to eat sprouts I nearly OD on them.
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