The Official Super Bowl/Puppy Bowl Drinking Thread!

[bunnyfungo]

I'm more disturbed by the 1 in 400 that can give themselves a BJ.

[risscaboobs]

Feb 1, 2015 14:05:06 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

I'm more disturbed by the 1 in 400 that can give themselves a BJ.

LOL right!?

[butlerfan]

Feb 1, 2015 13:51:03 GMT -5 nachobutt said:

Feb 1, 2015 13:21:01 GMT -5 butlerfan said:

This is not babycenter with all glitter and rainbows.

I know? it was a joke. hence, ::snort::

My winky face didn't post. I meant mine as a joke too

[easilyunamused]

I'm also so hungover. Had too many gin and tonics at the bar last night.

I'm hoping that there's some epic tie, as I don't like either team. I'm excited for the commercials though. I'm supposed to go to a friends house, but I really, really feel awful right now.

[Deleted]

Feb 1, 2015 14:10:13 GMT -5 W said:

I wonder if you can put semen in My Fitness Pal..?

You can add whatever foods you want. So I'm going to go with yes.

[Deleted]

Feb 1, 2015 14:10:13 GMT -5 W said:

I wonder if you can put semen in My Fitness Pal..?

Better question is, has someone already added it?

[bunnyfungo]

Someone come shred my chicken for me. It's my least favorite thing to do when cooking.

[GoBigOrGoGnome]

Feb 1, 2015 14:16:05 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Someone come shred my chicken for me. It's my least favorite thing to do when cooking.

Do you have a mixer? I used to make MH shred it because I hate doing it too. But, you can just throw it in your mixer and get the most perfect shredded chicken ever with zero effort! I sound like an infomercial, but its great.

[Deleted]

Feb 1, 2015 14:17:20 GMT -5 W said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:13:21 GMT -5 @led said:

Better question is, has someone already added it?

LOL YES. I just checked!

ahahaha. That's awesome. 

[bunnyfungo]

Feb 1, 2015 14:17:43 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:16:05 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Someone come shred my chicken for me. It's my least favorite thing to do when cooking.

Do you have a mixer? I used to make MH shred it because I hate doing it too. But, you can just throw it in your mixer and get the most perfect shredded chicken ever with zero effort! I sound like an infomercial, but its great.

No My mixer broke on Christmas Eve and I haven't gotten a new one yet. I'm saving up for a kitchen aid.

[thewickedfairy]

Feb 1, 2015 14:17:20 GMT -5 W said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:13:21 GMT -5 @led said:

Better question is, has someone already added it?

LOL YES. I just checked!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. ROTFLMAO

[juliayadda]

So I left the house for a few hours. Here are some fun things that happened:

First I brushed the snow off my car:



So my bum was wet. That was fun.

Then we went to Shoppers Drugmart, and my DS knocked over two boxes of wax strips. I put them back and knocked over like 15 boxes, and I tried to fix those. It did not get better. The employee near by was just like:



Okay walked away. Gave store money and left.

At the grocery store, I went to pic up a Bag of Millk:



and it had a hole in the bottom, and spilled milk all over my leg and snow boot!

Got home and whacked my head on the tail gate!

lesson of the day?

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!!

[Deleted]

Aw, juliayadda. That sounds awful. Hopefully the rest of your day gets better!

[GoBigOrGoGnome]

juliayadda wtf is bagged milk?

[butlerfan]

Feb 1, 2015 14:37:33 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

So I left the house for a few hours. Here are some fun things that happened:

First I brushed the snow off my car:



So my bum was wet. That was fun.

Then we went to Shoppers Drugmart, and my DS knocked over two boxes of wax strips. I put them back and knocked over like 15 boxes, and I tried to fix those. It did not get better. The employee near by was just like:



Okay walked away. Gave store money and left.

At the grocery store, I went to pic up a Bag of Millk:



and it had a hole in the bottom, and spilled milk all over my leg and snow boot!

Got home and whacked my head on the tail gate!

lesson of the day?

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!!

This sounds like a somewhat typical day in my life. I laughed just because I can relate.

[cjchio]

Feb 1, 2015 14:19:21 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:17:43 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

Do you have a mixer? I used to make MH shred it because I hate doing it too. But, you can just throw it in your mixer and get the most perfect shredded chicken ever with zero effort! I sound like an infomercial, but its great.

No My mixer broke on Christmas Eve and I haven't gotten a new one yet. I'm saving up for a kitchen aid.

I love my Raspberry Ice mixer. It's my favorite thing in my kitchen.

[butlerfan]

Feb 1, 2015 14:44:01 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

juliayadda wtf is bagged milk?

We get bagged milk at Kwik trip here. You put in a free pitcher they provide and You cut the corner. Clip closed in their pitcher and it's all sealed.

[RajahMD]

Feb 1, 2015 13:55:48 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

OMG this is ranking of all the asses in the Super Bowl today.

Thank you for making my day. I just spent way too much time analyzing that article.

[GoBigOrGoGnome]

Feb 1, 2015 14:46:39 GMT -5 butlerfan said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:44:01 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

juliayadda wtf is bagged milk?

We get bagged milk at Kwik trip here. You put in a free pitcher they provide and You cut the corner. Clip closed in their pitcher and it's all sealed.

Is there an advantage with the bag vs just selling in the carton?

[lazyreader]

Feb 1, 2015 14:47:06 GMT -5 RajahMD said:

Feb 1, 2015 13:55:48 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

OMG this is ranking of all the asses in the Super Bowl today.

Thank you for making my day. I just spent way too much time analyzing that article.

I was just going to post this! Lol great captions

[butlerfan]

Feb 1, 2015 14:50:19 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:46:39 GMT -5 butlerfan said:

We get bagged milk at Kwik trip here. You put in a free pitcher they provide and You cut the corner. Clip closed in their pitcher and it's all sealed.

Is there an advantage with the bag vs just selling in the carton?

It's cheaper, 5 cent coupon to turn in at church for fundraising, and punch card that obce I buy 20 half gallons or milk or o.j. I get a $1 off.

[juliayadda]

Feb 1, 2015 14:50:19 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:46:39 GMT -5 butlerfan said:

We get bagged milk at Kwik trip here. You put in a free pitcher they provide and You cut the corner. Clip closed in their pitcher and it's all sealed.

Is there an advantage with the bag vs just selling in the carton?

Many It costs the same as a 4L jug, but it is split into 3 manageable bags. 

If you live somewhere rural you can buy in bulk and freeze the bags. 

AND MOST IMPORTANT:

It's what all the cool kids are doing.

On Vancouver Island they discontinued bagged milk like 10 years ago, and it was awful. Continues to. My poor west coast relatives. 

[RajahMD]

Feb 1, 2015 14:51:09 GMT -5 lazyreader said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:47:06 GMT -5 RajahMD said:

Thank you for making my day. I just spent way too much time analyzing that article.

I was just going to post this! Lol great captions

Most definitely. I got quite the giggle over her calling Tom Brady insufferable.

[whatsit]

Feb 1, 2015 14:56:28 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:50:19 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

Is there an advantage with the bag vs just selling in the carton?

Many It costs the same as a 4L jug, but it is split into 3 manageable bags. 

If you live somewhere rural you can buy in bulk and freeze the bags. 

AND MOST IMPORTANT:

It's what all the cool kids are doing.

On Vancouver Island they discontinued bagged milk like 10 years ago, and it was awful. Continues to. My poor west coast relatives. 

I've never seen it in Alberta. Hmm

[Deleted]

The puppy bowl is on.... gooooo team Fluff!

[talon]

There's also a kitten bowl to switch to during puppy bowl commercials! So much cuteness.

[Deleted]

There's also apparently a "toddler bowl" on TLC.... not sure how I feel about that one...

[juliayadda]

Play by play for the Puppy bowl??

Who is winning!

[thewickedfairy]

Feb 1, 2015 14:42:25 GMT -5 @moonandback141 said:

((Jumped to page 4)) Penis....semen...Kitchen Aid Mixer. I better start from the beginning. ((Goes back to page 1))

Ironically enough semen and Kitchen Aid mixer could actually go together. A friend has a recipe book on using semen.

[juliayadda]

Feb 1, 2015 15:36:28 GMT -5 thewickedfairy said:

Feb 1, 2015 14:42:25 GMT -5 @moonandback141 said:

((Jumped to page 4)) Penis....semen...Kitchen Aid Mixer. I better start from the beginning. ((Goes back to page 1))

Ironically enough semen and Kitchen Aid mixer could actually go together. A friend has a recipe book on using semen.