Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
What does it say about me that you think I'd fuck a zucchini...?
I fucked a hair brush in High School. Well, just the rubber handle. It was my first sex toy. When you live in a strict religious home, you have to Macgyver that shit.
July 2013 started TTC 7/20/2014=BFP; CP confirmed 8/1/2014 Dec 2014: Diagnosis = Unexplained IF 12/24/2014 Medicated TI (clomid)=BFN 1/22/2015: IUI #1 cancelled due to cyst 02/17/2015: IUI #2 cancelled due to another cyst 3/31/2015: IUI with Femera, 1 good follie, great sperm count = CP, my December Rainbow became an Angel
What does it say about me that you think I'd fuck a zucchini...?
I fucked a hair brush in High School. Well, just the rubber handle. It was my first sex toy. When you live in a strict religious home, you have to Macgyver that shit.
Post by jubilantsquirrel on Feb 26, 2016 21:30:23 GMT -5
I have no desire to ever do anything with my husband's ass. He once asked me if he broke both his arms if I would wipe his ass for him. I said fuck no, I'd pay some else to handle that shit.
I have no desire to ever do anything with my husband's ass. He once asked me if he broke both his arms if I would wipe his ass for him. I said fuck no, I'd pay some else to handle that shit.
That's heartless squirrel! That's a medical emergency!
I have no desire to ever do anything with my husband's ass. He once asked me if he broke both his arms if I would wipe his ass for him. I said fuck no, I'd pay some else to handle that shit.
Pretty much exactly how I feel. I love him enough to spend money to protect the purity of our marriage.
Because I think y'all might be the only people who appreciate this.....
I just peed in a plastic cup to use with an OPK. I'm irrationally proud of myself for getting exactly 30 ml in there without being able to see what I was doing.
Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
Because I think y'all might be the only people who appreciate this.....
I just peed in a plastic cup to use with an OPK. I'm irrationally proud of myself for getting exactly 30 ml in there without being able to see what I was doing.
Because I think y'all might be the only people who appreciate this.....
I just peed in a plastic cup to use with an OPK. I'm irrationally proud of myself for getting exactly 30 ml in there without being able to see what I was doing.
I have no desire to ever do anything with my husband's ass. He once asked me if he broke both his arms if I would wipe his ass for him. I said fuck no, I'd pay some else to handle that shit.
That's heartless squirrel! That's a medical emergency!
But I'd hire an ass wiper! It's not like I'd leave him high and dry.
I have no desire to ever do anything with my husband's ass. He once asked me if he broke both his arms if I would wipe his ass for him. I said fuck no, I'd pay some else to handle that shit.
Because I think y'all might be the only people who appreciate this.....
I just peed in a plastic cup to use with an OPK. I'm irrationally proud of myself for getting exactly 30 ml in there without being able to see what I was doing.
Why? You don't need exactly 30ml...
Hahaha. I wasn't trying. The plastic cup I use is a leftover cough syrup cup. When I mess dipping the OPK, I noticed that it was exactly at 30ml and laughed.
Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
Because I think y'all might be the only people who appreciate this.....
I just peed in a plastic cup to use with an OPK. I'm irrationally proud of myself for getting exactly 30 ml in there without being able to see what I was doing.
I can pee in the pouch it comes in. *be jealous*
That is seriously impressive. Like it should go on your resume impressive.
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