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[lvlyldybmp]

Feb 26, 2016 21:46:33 GMT -5 requiressnacks said:

My sister tosses her boyfriend's salad on the reg and I have so many logistical questions about it. But I don't ask.

I'm judging your sister on this one... gag.

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Feb 26, 2016 22:16:55 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Feb 26, 2016 22:15:40 GMT -5 ceejay said:

FFFC: When I first read about salad tossing on this board, I was so confused because I thought everyone was talking about actual salad preparation like in the image above. Eventually I caught on that "salad tossing" must refer to something else, and a quick google incognito search enlightened me.

What did we say about googling the things you read in here? It's never a good idea!

VAJANKLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Feb 27, 2016 0:29:16 GMT -5 cjchio said:

Sincerely asking...my husband is a music teacher. He said most kids know hop hop. I suggested teaching from that point of view (i.e.rhythm and poetry) he got super pissed and now won't talk to me because I was "critical."
.k
Am I being an asshole for my suggestions or is he being really sensitive?

Sensitive Sally. MH wemt to bed without dinner because he was pissy I didm't have a plan in place when he got home. Never mind that I was at 4 hours early today, went to HIS charity care application for him (long story), and was making client calls until about a half hour before he got home.

YH and MH should be friends. Lots in common. Beer and being oversensitive.

[cjchio]

Feb 27, 2016 2:01:11 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Feb 27, 2016 0:29:16 GMT -5 cjchio said:

Sincerely asking...my husband is a music teacher. He said most kids know hop hop. I suggested teaching from that point of view (i.e.rhythm and poetry) he got super pissed and now won't talk to me because I was "critical."
.k
Am I being an asshole for my suggestions or is he being really sensitive?

Sensitive Sally. MH wemt to bed without dinner because he was pissy I didm't have a plan in place when he got home. Never mind that I was at 4 hours early today, went to HIS charity care application for him (long story), and was making client calls until about a half hour before he got home.

YH and MH should be friends. Lots in common. Beer and being oversensitive.

Thank you. I was like seriously? You asked. Now you're being melodramatc?

[ohinvrtedworld]

Feb 27, 2016 1:12:59 GMT -5 cjchio said:

He is made at me because (he just admitted this) he was looking for suggestions, I gave them, and they were what he didn't want to hear.

Fuck this.

Eta: He is sitting in a dark room by himself brooding.


I love this man but jesus.this is overkill yes?

Yeah, if he asked for suggestions, don't be mad bruh. He def sounds like he's being dramatic.

[housecarder]

FFFC: I've pegged my XH. He asked me to, it was weird and I did not enjoy it. It had a detachable dildo which he kept for his solo time when I told him no thanks to ever doing it again.

He also had a vagankle sex toy. It was given to him as a joke from a guy friend because he had a thing for feet. It was pink, translucent, wore a strappy high heel, and was miniature so it looked like it belonged to a small child. He commented on how it was creepy, but never threw it out so I am not sure that he wasn't secretly using it.

[icaughtfire]

Feb 26, 2016 21:48:44 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Feb 26, 2016 21:46:33 GMT -5 requiressnacks said:

My sister tosses her boyfriend's salad on the reg and I have so many logistical questions about it. But I don't ask.

Ask icaughtfire. She knows things.

I KNOW NOTHING!!

[icaughtfire]

I haven't read the entire conversation, but there is no way I could be with a man that would allow me to "peg" him. No thank you. I consider myself pretty adventurous in the bedroom, but I think that's where I'd have to draw the line.

[thechickencoop]

Feb 27, 2016 0:13:54 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Feb 27, 2016 0:03:48 GMT -5 @samrs22 said:

No C: Die instead same as ironbaby

Butt the fun is in the either/or, not option C. So I made C more fun. C also means you use boysenberry, the most sexually deviant jelly on the market.

::giggle snort::

[thechickencoop]

Feb 26, 2016 21:48:20 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

thechickencoop have you pegged YH?

WHY are you asking meee? The answer is no. I did try to stick a finger up his butt once but he shut that down quick. ::shrug::

[thechickencoop]

Feb 26, 2016 18:02:54 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Do you sit or stand?

You guys, has nobody watched this?? It's hilarious.

[rablissful]

All this talk of pegging brings me back to Deadpool.

[lgraceh]

Feb 26, 2016 21:04:10 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

MH just told me he'd photo my asshole if I asked. I don't know what to say.

Definitely read this as potato, not photo...

[thechickencoop]

Feb 27, 2016 10:59:47 GMT -5 lgraceh said:

Feb 26, 2016 21:04:10 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

MH just told me he'd photo my asshole if I asked. I don't know what to say.

Definitely read this as potato, not photo...

Now THAT would be something new.

[thechickencoop]

Feb 27, 2016 11:59:34 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Feb 27, 2016 10:37:12 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

::giggle snort::

I was wondering if that would be noticed.

And of course I asked you about pegging. You always got a story.

Pssshhhh.

[ohinvrtedworld]

Feb 27, 2016 12:36:00 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Feb 27, 2016 12:06:23 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Now THAT would be something new.

It would have to be a fingerling.

/ded. If you need me I'll be in my casket.