Post by rachelilly23 on Apr 4, 2016 18:18:17 GMT -5
Why is it that the first day of spring break for my kids my neck goes out? Lame. It better fix itself fast because I need to keep up with these kids all week on my own since H done with his leave.
Why is it that I constantly think I smell like sour milk?
BECAUSE YOU DO. You smell like sour milk.
Or at least I do. The other day, LO threw up on me in the baby carrier and it trickled inside my dress, all down my boobs and chest, and reached my bellybutton.
Why is it that I constantly think I smell like sour milk?
BECAUSE YOU DO. You smell like sour milk.
Or at least I do. The other day, LO threw up on me in the baby carrier and it trickled inside my dress, all down my boobs and chest, and reached my bellybutton.
I changed her outfit, but not mine. WHATEVER.
Wby does it always go doen the cleavage, Everytime!!
Why is it that I constantly think I smell like sour milk?
BECAUSE YOU DO. You smell like sour milk.
Or at least I do. The other day, LO threw up on me in the baby carrier and it trickled inside my dress, all down my boobs and chest, and reached my bellybutton.
I changed her outfit, but not mine. WHATEVER.
I wouldn't mind but EVERYTHING IS FUCKING STICKY. My hands, my boobs, my arms, her hands, her face, my phone. Constant covering of sour smelling sticky stuff. Motherhood is glamorous
Or at least I do. The other day, LO threw up on me in the baby carrier and it trickled inside my dress, all down my boobs and chest, and reached my bellybutton.
I changed her outfit, but not mine. WHATEVER.
Wby does it always go doen the cleavage, Everytime!!
Post by zombiesquad on Apr 4, 2016 22:45:44 GMT -5
Why is it that I can be in the same room with both kids and still wonder where one is or feel like I hear one in another room? I've officially boarded the crazy train.
Married since 2010 DX w/PCOS in Feb 2011 Five cycles w/Letrozole+TI+IUI BFP w/injects+IUI in 2012 DD born May 2013 NTNP since 2015 Early miscarriage March 2015 TTA April/May BFP June! DS born February 2016
Or at least I do. The other day, LO threw up on me in the baby carrier and it trickled inside my dress, all down my boobs and chest, and reached my bellybutton.
I changed her outfit, but not mine. WHATEVER.
Wby does it always go doen the cleavage, Everytime!!
Or at least I do. The other day, LO threw up on me in the baby carrier and it trickled inside my dress, all down my boobs and chest, and reached my bellybutton.
I changed her outfit, but not mine. WHATEVER.
I wouldn't mind but EVERYTHING IS FUCKING STICKY. My hands, my boobs, my arms, her hands, her face, my phone. Constant covering of sour smelling sticky stuff. Motherhood is glamorous
Post by nexttonormal on Apr 5, 2016 18:49:24 GMT -5
Why is it that I am the only one who hears our kids when they wake up overnight? MH sleeps like a rock, while I wake up at the sound of them breathing differently.
I've literally had to push him several times to get him to wake up; and when he DOES wake up, he acts like he's drunk... no clue what I'm saying to him, no clue how to get out of bed, no clue who is awake (DD1, 2, or 3).
Why is it that I am the only one who hears our kids when they wake up overnight? MH sleeps like a rock, while I wake up at the sound of them breathing differently.
I've literally had to push him several times to get him to wake up; and when he DOES wake up, he acts like he's drunk... no clue what I'm saying to him, no clue how to get out of bed, no clue who is awake (DD1, 2, or 3).
Why is it that I am the only one who hears our kids when they wake up overnight? MH sleeps like a rock, while I wake up at the sound of them breathing differently.
I've literally had to push him several times to get him to wake up; and when he DOES wake up, he acts like he's drunk... no clue what I'm saying to him, no clue how to get out of bed, no clue who is awake (DD1, 2, or 3).
NO CLUE.
I think this is biological. I wake up when LO breathes differently and she has to be full on screaming for H to even stir.
Why is it that I am the only one who hears our kids when they wake up overnight? MH sleeps like a rock, while I wake up at the sound of them breathing differently.
I've literally had to push him several times to get him to wake up; and when he DOES wake up, he acts like he's drunk... no clue what I'm saying to him, no clue how to get out of bed, no clue who is awake (DD1, 2, or 3).
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