Saturday Randoms

[mevaroo]

hashtagrainbow oh my goodness Lucy is so cute!

[squirm]

hashtagrainbow oh my goodness, I flove Lucy!! I love love love boxers. My dog is street mutt but I think she has some boxer in her.
redcoat not sure when you graduated hs, but just bc they fit does not mean it looks good. Even though jeans were technically the same style when I was in hs, they just seem so weird now. Or maybe I had weird taste then.
@elf828 I dont blame you for skipping the party. Nothing worse than having to be fake happy in public and I would absolutely explode on MH if I were irritable and sober and he was annoying and drunk on the drive home. Not worth it.

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kookiemonster I probably should at some point. I just hate to have that kind of conversation with my mother, of all people.

blondemum I'm so sorry! Hope your LO feels better soon.

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Jan 17, 2015 16:28:07 GMT -5 squirm said:

hashtagrainbow oh my goodness, I flove Lucy!! I love love love boxers. My dog is street mutt but I think she has some boxer in her.
redcoat not sure when you graduated hs, but just bc they fit does not mean it looks good. Even though jeans were technically the same style when I was in hs, they just seem so weird now. Or maybe I had weird taste then.
@elf828 I dont blame you for skipping the party. Nothing worse than having to be fake happy in public and I would absolutely explode on MH if I were irritable and sober and he was annoying and drunk on the drive home. Not worth it.

HELLO! Let's just say her crack was on full display. I graduated almost 10 years ago.


Also, I really don't like "probing" on the app. I like the desktop version better. I feel like I'm always missing something.

[sakura0019]

Jan 17, 2015 16:16:42 GMT -5 codypup said:

Crap. If I leave the house to go to the store, I'll have to put on real pants.

My solution to this dilemma lately has been maternity jeans

[hammysmommy]

Jan 17, 2015 16:24:01 GMT -5 @unicornofthesea said:

I went shopping with my mom and LO. He loves screaming really high pitch while out shopping. My mom called him a punk. Then he kept dropping his toy and she called him a brat! I'm beyond pissed and will be avoiding her the next month.

Not cool. Not cool at all!

[mevaroo]

Jan 17, 2015 16:32:34 GMT -5 Dreaming said:

mevaroo I was also thinking that I should clean for the babysitter. I'm just hoping that instead our giant candy stash will make up for the messy kitchen.

Our babysitter is my FIL and his GF (her idea to babysit, not his, I'm sure.) so I feel like they will be all judgey if the house isn't at least picked up a bit. If DH and I didn't need a night out so badly, I wouldn't bother. I also wish I had a giant candy stash. Mmmmm candy.

[broccolisgirl]

I need to be productive... but I don't wanna...

[squirm]

Jan 17, 2015 16:33:19 GMT -5 Dreaming said:

Jan 17, 2015 16:32:13 GMT -5 redcoat said:

HELLO! Let's just say her crack was on full display. I graduated almost 10 years ago.

Crack isn't a good look on anyone!

Crack is whack

[wildflowers]

Anyone up for some shopping help? I made last minute arrangements to have LO baptised on her birthday, but don't have a gown. Any ideas about where to order from? Ideally it would be inexpensive, simple but pretty, and doesn't need to be called a "baptism gown."

[wildflowers]

mevaroo -Did your nails dry? Have you tried jamberrynails? I am not usually into that sort of thing, but they do last about a week and look really good. There is no dry time, so you can do one or two at a time as needed and you don't mess them up.

[hashtagrainbow]

Jan 17, 2015 16:32:13 GMT -5 redcoat said:

Jan 17, 2015 16:28:07 GMT -5 squirm said:

hashtagrainbow oh my goodness, I flove Lucy!! I love love love boxers. My dog is street mutt but I think she has some boxer in her.
redcoat not sure when you graduated hs, but just bc they fit does not mean it looks good. Even though jeans were technically the same style when I was in hs, they just seem so weird now. Or maybe I had weird taste then.
@elf828 I dont blame you for skipping the party. Nothing worse than having to be fake happy in public and I would absolutely explode on MH if I were irritable and sober and he was annoying and drunk on the drive home. Not worth it.

HELLO! Let's just say her crack was on full display. I graduated almost 10 years ago.


Also, I really don't like "probing" on the app. I like the desktop version better. I feel like I'm always missing something.

Crack is whack.

[mevaroo]

Jan 17, 2015 16:52:50 GMT -5 wildflowers said:

mevaroo -Did your nails dry? Have you tried jamberrynails? I am not usually into that sort of thing, but they do last about a week and look really good. There is no dry time, so you can do one or two at a time as needed and you don't mess them up.

I actually do have a few sheets of Jamberry. I can't get them to last more than four days though, so they haven't been worth the hassle or money for me so far. My nails did dry and haven't smudged yet

[hashtagrainbow]

Jan 17, 2015 16:50:15 GMT -5 squirm said:

Jan 17, 2015 16:33:19 GMT -5 Dreaming said:

Crack isn't a good look on anyone!

Crack is whack

squirm ahhhh shit! That's what I get for impulsively replying before reading.

[mevaroo]

Jan 17, 2015 16:54:40 GMT -5 paulheath said:

Hi.. I have read zero Randoms today but saw a lot of new people? I suspect that I may never know what's going on again. But I really just wanted to come say I miss you guys and I'm totally going to AW that we have had such a good day today with our new little family!!
Both girls had a two hour nap at the same time, I got laundry folded, ate real food, brushed my hair even had a little nap with DH on the couch.
C is eating well and sleeping lots. M is super curious about her and we are working on "gentle" with the baby.

You've been more productive than me today and you literally *just* had a baby....

[broccolisgirl]

Jan 17, 2015 16:54:29 GMT -5 mevaroo said:

Jan 17, 2015 16:52:50 GMT -5 wildflowers said:

mevaroo -Did your nails dry? Have you tried jamberrynails? I am not usually into that sort of thing, but they do last about a week and look really good. There is no dry time, so you can do one or two at a time as needed and you don't mess them up.

I actually do have a few sheets of Jamberry. I can't get them to last more than four days though, so they haven't been worth the hassle or money for me so far. My nails did dry and haven't smudged yet

mevaroo I have an old friend that sells them, and she puts a layer of topcoat over them. Say they last 2-3 weeks that way.

[squirm]

Jan 17, 2015 16:55:06 GMT -5 hashtagrainbow said:

Jan 17, 2015 16:50:15 GMT -5 squirm said:

Crack is whack

squirm ahhhh shit! That's what I get for impulsively replying before reading.

Maybe crack is whack can be the new meat thermometer

[caer]

squirm - I need you to put your awesome avatar back up. I feel like I'm missing your posts because I scroll past the creepy head avatar.

[mevaroo]

Jan 17, 2015 16:59:46 GMT -5 broccolisgirl said:

Jan 17, 2015 16:54:29 GMT -5 mevaroo said:

I actually do have a few sheets of Jamberry. I can't get them to last more than four days though, so they haven't been worth the hassle or money for me so far. My nails did dry and haven't smudged yet

mevaroo I have an old friend that sells them, and she puts a layer of topcoat over them. Say they last 2-3 weeks that way.

I could see how that would help, but I feel like at that point I might as well just paint my nails, you know. I mostly bought them because going to the Jamberry party got me out of the house one night.

[codypup]

So we came to TJs and are leaving, bcs no parking. And while circling this insane parking lot I saw a car where a woman in the passengers seat was HOLDING her baby. Like the kid was standing and bouncing with her in the front seat. I made visible "what are you doing?" faces and she ignored me.

It was really upsetting. People are such fucking idiots sometimes.

[broccolisgirl]

mamosey tell him you got R at bru. Duh.

[tenniscourt]

mamosey People can be so dumb!

codypup The van was MOVING? I probably would have reported it if I had time to see the license plate. Once again people are dumb!

[bepandnick]

mamosey people are idiots

[wildflowers]

mevaroo- I have worn them three time and each time has been better. They aren't really my typical kind of thing, but I think I will keep using them for special occasions.

[squirm]

Jan 17, 2015 17:09:25 GMT -5 @elf828 said:

Jan 17, 2015 17:08:16 GMT -5 broccolisgirl said:

mamosey tell him you got R at bru. Duh.

Or tell him the stork brought him. Or you found him in a cabbage patch.

Or explicitly tell him how they put a fertilized egg in your womb and then a baby came out of your vagina. Include all gory details.

[shellbell]

Jan 17, 2015 16:50:34 GMT -5 wildflowers said:

Anyone up for some shopping help? I made last minute arrangements to have LO baptised on her birthday, but don't have a gown. Any ideas about where to order from? Ideally it would be inexpensive, simple but pretty, and doesn't need to be called a "baptism gown."

@greenbunny has one you can have.

[squirm]

Jan 17, 2015 17:16:00 GMT -5 mamosey said:

Ok he turned out to be really nice. But still.

In that case, maybe don't mention your vagina.

[bepandnick]

Did you guys hear that Snopp Dogg is a grandpa? #holyshitimold

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Jan 17, 2015 17:25:03 GMT -5 @elf828 said:

LO took a third nap and I went up with her (even though I'm "too stubborn" to nap) and she's still sleeping. I took a mini nap but am pretending I'm still sleeping so I can leave DH to deal with his mom.

Good for you, I'm glad you are getting a little break. I hope your DH is in a better mood this afternoon.

[hashtagrainbow]

Jan 17, 2015 17:01:04 GMT -5 mamosey said:

The Comcast guy is here fixing our wifi. He is asking a lot of questions about R, how we got him, and such. It's a little awkward.

You should tell him "Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby," like in Knocked Up.